Asalieri 2: The Butthurt Strikes Back

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by Milwin, Oct 1, 2013.

  1. Goosifer

    Goosifer
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2013
    Messages:
    32
    Occupation:
    Dark Lord (reincarnated as a goose)
    He looks like more of a pedophile in this video. Not to mention he barely reviewed the games he mentioned only giving a broad description of them, but then again I shouldn't be surprised he'd be to lazy to actually give something a thorough review.

    Also has anyone tried to point that his Pissed Jose character is basically brown face in action (I know he says he's Argentinian, but still he manages to make his character a racist stereotype).
     
  2. Milwin

    Milwin
    Expand Collapse
    2013 Faggot of the Year

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2013
    Messages:
    5,057
    Occupation:
    The Toast Cult
    Home Page:
    Really?
    Asa has moved pissed jose from a parody into a fucking video with horrible humor, seriously asa is making forced humor in here.

    also I found a comment that summarizes how I feel without having to go into a tl;dr fit
    jose.


    also angry joe is not even fucking close to the half assness that eric produced in his video, I mean he would bring actual important info more than making jokes unlike eric gayde over here.

    and humor wise I would rather shove a fucking knife in my penis hole and jizz all over it and then stab my throat than listen to any joke asa makes, this is disastrous even as a parody.

    one more thing I wanna say, eric attacked joe in 2012 or was it 2011? fuck it I don't know, the point is that joe has improved himself hugely than the one in the past, I watched him and I can say his videos are enjoyable, so what's the point in making a parody of a man who stopped acting like what he was in the past? actually the whole pissed jose series isn't even a fucking parody, it's just asa acting like a dumbass and making forced humor, IT'S UNWATCHABLE.

    0/10
    would rather an hero
     
  3. Deckard200

    Deckard200
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2013
    Messages:
    8
    Skipping through that video ( i ain't ballsy enough to sit through that crap ) i can see how much of a retrotard Eric Gaede really is, especially his jab at Battlefield at the beginning (which i can't stand military shooters). Most of the games he listed look unappealing and boring as fuck anyway in my eyes. Funny since he said to me on a troll account one time (long long ago) that he doesn't hate modern games...seriously.
     
  4. Milwin

    Milwin
    Expand Collapse
    2013 Faggot of the Year

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2013
    Messages:
    5,057
    Occupation:
    The Toast Cult
    Home Page:
    ...
    uhhh.

    Really now?
    nn.

    look at the avatar of the pissed jose profile
    mq1.

    so it isn't an angry joe parody even though it uses his pic with a badly Photoshopped eric gaede face?

    you can check the old channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/PissedJose
    eric will most likey delete it due to butthurt, so download the videos you see there.
     
  5. Milwin

    Milwin
    Expand Collapse
    2013 Faggot of the Year

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2013
    Messages:
    5,057
    Occupation:
    The Toast Cult
    Home Page:
    uhhh 2.

    So your opinion is that you're a retrotard who hates modern games without giving any kind of reason as to why?

    and if these are your opinions then you should an hero for saying megaman battle network is a pokemon rip-off, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER PLAYED THE GAME IF THIS IS WHAT YOU THINK.
     
  6. Cobalt

    Cobalt
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2013
    Messages:
    6,366
    Occupation:
    Meowing
    Asa-I-Hate-Skitches now has 14 minute long skitches?
     
  7. Dinkbot

    Dinkbot
    Expand Collapse
    Pornograführer

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    4,270
    He should an hero anyways, he's a waste of subhuman flesh.
     
  8. uberfukken

    uberfukken
    Expand Collapse
    Rainmaker

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2011
    Messages:
    24,300
    To be fair, the two games share a lot of similarities. It's okay though because Capcom sucks dick.
     
  9. mattwilsonsux

    mattwilsonsux
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    59
    And to cover up yesterdays abortion Asa uploaded another video.



    It's about Eric's favorite activity. Getting fatter.
     
  10. dravek

    dravek
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    78
    Chances are, Eric made that video after downing his whole family bucket of oreos.
     
  11. Milwin

    Milwin
    Expand Collapse
    2013 Faggot of the Year

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2013
    Messages:
    5,057
    Occupation:
    The Toast Cult
    Home Page:
    fucking shit, I saw this abomination of a series two times, I hated them, I'm not giving this train wreck a third chance.
     
  12. zetasonic

    zetasonic
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 23, 2012
    Messages:
    53

    I await his first post.
     
  13. zetasonic

    zetasonic
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 23, 2012
    Messages:
    53

    Never mind. In true Asa fashion, he responds:

    Response.

    Say... what was that hospital video about anyway. Was his diet connected to it?
     
  14. Robert Paulson

    Robert Paulson
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2013
    Messages:
    497
    Maybe he was visiting trixie?
    Or vice versa?
     
  15. mattwilsonsux

    mattwilsonsux
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    59
    If memory serves me right he had his gallbladder removed. He made a video about it of course and shortly after that made a video that he vowed to go on a diet to lose weight...which lasted a few weeks. XD
     
  16. dravek

    dravek
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    78
    It was about getting his gallbladder removed and his diet was the direct cause of it; yeah, his ate so much fat that he developed gallstones. He probably thinks he can eat even more now because he has no gallbladder to get any stones. He later mentioned in the comments that his wife was treated for acute pancreatitis; likely cause of that is the diet again. You gotta dread for what's going to happen to their kids.
     
  17. Goosifer

    Goosifer
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2013
    Messages:
    32
    Occupation:
    Dark Lord (reincarnated as a goose)
    They're the children of Eric Gaede, they already have one foot in the grave, and with all the CPS horror stories about them taking away someone's kids for suspected abuse, I wonder why none one has tried to contact Arizona's CPS with the pictures of Asalieri (the one where he's holding his daughter and the one with the sign saying "I Molest Children") to try and get them removed from the Gaede household.


    Also on an unrelated topic, he mentions in his recent videos about having a job, does anyone know what his job is or where he works.
     
  18. rotteh

    rotteh
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2013
    Messages:
    145
    Eric must have a lot of nerve for insulting the intelligence of his fans (As if they had any), by embarking into another nauseating Orwellian spin and pretending that the PissedJose account never existed.

    As for his "employment", his typical, manchildish passive-aggressive attitude in this screencap is self-explanatory.

    [​IMG]

    And while I cannot 100% confirm this just yet, I was told by Kyle that Eric is a welfare queen. Yes, shocker, I know.
     
  19. Cobalt

    Cobalt
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2013
    Messages:
    6,366
    Occupation:
    Meowing
  20. zetasonic

    zetasonic
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 23, 2012
    Messages:
    53
    All the sheepies have to hang around,
    When they hear this whiny sound:
    "Here I come to save my ass!"
    That means that Eric Gaede is here at last!

    Yes sir, when he's got a bone to pick,
    Eric Gaede will be a prick,
    Using text or his own 'cam,
    He's got the situation well in hand!


    Asa1. Asa2.
     
  21. dravek

    dravek
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    78
    The only reason he won't disclose his job is because it's completely embarrassing and humiliating to him. Otherwise, he'd be boasting it to a fault like the attention whore that he is. Probably some off-the-government job like sex services; or cleaning his father's bathroom.
     
  22. DrCaulder

    DrCaulder
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2013
    Messages:
    25
    lie1debunked.PNG

    "PJ has nothing to do with Angry Joe" my ass.
     
  23. Dinkbot

    Dinkbot
    Expand Collapse
    Pornograführer

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    4,270
    I kind of want to see the original exchange here.
     
  24. zetasonic

    zetasonic
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 23, 2012
    Messages:
    53
  25. Dinkbot

    Dinkbot
    Expand Collapse
    Pornograführer

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    4,270
    Holy fucking shit it goes on and on.

    Like I said, Asa just needs to an hero.
     
  26. SuicideKing

    SuicideKing
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2013
    Messages:
    994
    Occupation:
    Planning a school shooting because muh feelings.
    Impossible,fingers to fat to pull the trigger.
     
  27. zetasonic

    zetasonic
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 23, 2012
    Messages:
    53
    Denial.

    Let's see how he responds!
     
  28. Dinkbot

    Dinkbot
    Expand Collapse
    Pornograführer

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    4,270
    >Calls you out for wasting time messaging him
    >Messaged Angry Joe (and several others I'm sure) well above 100 times over literally nothing

    >I've changed
    >Still bullshitting at every turn

    Yeah this is Youtube Dobson.

    How about just make a new character? Oh, well that would be just too much work and not enough drama.
     
  29. Robert Paulson

    Robert Paulson
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2013
    Messages:
    497
    He could always try poisoning Mozart.
     
  30. Robert Paulson

    Robert Paulson
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2013
    Messages:
    497
    Easier said than done.

    [​IMG]