Art School Stole My Virginity

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  1. GSTalbert1

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    I didn't know where else to put this, it's not news and so fucking shitty it outshits the /shit/ so naturally it lands here.

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  2. Lou 500

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    Yeah you can think it'll change people's perception of virginity but all the audience will be thinking is "Holy shit, this guy's getting cornholed in front of us."
     
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    I want to hope that pic is photoshopped but at the same time I don't know what to think.
     
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    Yeah...I'm a virgin. Never have said otherwise. Like Lou 500 said...it's not going to change peoples view on virginity. Now, if I had a tomato stand there, you bet your butt I'd set up shop and sell those little tomatoes!

    People are going to mock them, then they'll get arrested. Mark my words.
     
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    He was showing off his mad art skills, for realz!


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    It's not porn if you call it Avant Garde!
     
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    Yeah yeah, another untalented hack trying to be edgy. sad
    Fucking art schools
     
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    Seriously, I can't understand these modern artist... might as well dip their penis in a lead based paint before screwing each other.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    I love how sexual deviants use art as a cover.
     
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    This is one thirsty ass bitch.
     
  10. Petit Crouton

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    It's just the whole controversy thing used as a smokescreen to hide their blatant lack of talent. That's what performances are in a nutshell.
     
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    This reminds me: We need to go to the wikipage of every expressionist and put all mention of the word art in quotation marks. This goes double for modern shooters and the word plot.
     
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    Because if you're going to lose your virginity, you have to do it in front of everyone as a form of "art".
     
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    I was wondering when this bullshit would crop up here.

    There are more ways to express this shit than getting rammed up the ass in front of a crowd. What a hack.
     
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    You can't volunteer for a theft. You're the only faggot willing to do this, nobody's forcing you. It's like raping the willing. It can't be done!
     
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    You can be so cruel that he changes from willing to "PLS STAAAP"
     
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    I wonder if they are going to have troubles getting their dicks up with all the people staring at them...
     
  20. snarks

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    I sure do hope so.
     
  21. Lou 500

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    Hahaha.

    "Uh, um, j-just give it a minute."
    "Well hurry up dude, these people are all waiting!"
    "You're not helping!"
     
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    They may be exhibitionists, who knows.
     
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    You know, I always thought the degradation of public art began in the modern era. The fact that this is taking place pretty much confirms that it's on it's last leg.
     
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    if you give one of them a dirty sanchez, can you beat a sexual assault charge by claiming it's art?