Army soldier tries to cure hiccups, shoots friend

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  1. umkemesik

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    Sauce: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout...e-hiccups-charged-manslaughter-124541269.html
     
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    Well, at least his friend doesn't have the hiccups anymore!
     
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    One less friend to booze with, but at least he can defend his family and his home against some imaginary foe, so it's all ok

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    Btw, a dummy round to the face can cause a massive burn and/or loss of sight
     
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    I hear this works.
     
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    I think he meant a "snap cap" not a blank. A snap cap produces an audible "snap" due to a spring when the hammer strikes it. They're used to simulate loading and firing the weapon. Still, you have to be a lamebrain to not recognize the difference between the two or mix them. They don't look at all like real bullets.
     
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    Well, you have to be a retard to point a gun to a friend's face...supposedly loaded or not..., or to play with those being drunk, so...

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  9. umkemesik

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    Also, minus 10 cool points for team kill.

    team-kill.
     
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    I like their slogan "Fort Hood The Great Place".
     
  11. Solution

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    Of all the ailments that could be cured with this treatment plan, hiccups, Plz.
    I was planning on curing Jessie's herpes with a shotgun blast to her dick cozy.
    Fucking dick stole my thunder...
     
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    The hiccups are the real enemy in this war! forget the terrorist because we cannot allow the hiccups to win!
     
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    >Live in house with twelve guys
    >Own shotgun because of twelve guys worth of drama
    >Shotgun is never loaded, shoot each other all the time in jest
    >Drama occurs while I am gone, shotgun is loaded
    >I return, grab shotgun and aim at friends head
    >Mfw friend calmly explains gun is loaded
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    Really? Twelve guys?
     
  16. Ignacio Veracruz

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    In the army. That was the first clue that this guy was a worthless sack of shit way to not join the other branches. In its amazing how this shit hasn't occured more often in civilian life.