ARE YOU A FEMALE POSTER?

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  1. Meepsheep

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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    TIMESTAMP PIX PLZ

    20:08 &Elvis|drunkenstein: h0x can you make a thread just asking all the girls
    to post timestamped pictures?
    20:09 &Elvis|drunkenstein: I don't wanna because i'm scared of ridicule
     
  2. Trixie

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    The Nicest Poster on EDF2

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    yes... female
    no to pixs.
     
  3. Dr. Rice

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    Then why are you attention whoring with that post you stupid slut?!
     
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  5. uberfukken

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    Pictures of what?

    Here's a timestamped pic of your post.


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  6. Dr. Rice

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    Girlvinyl

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    I would post timestamp pictures of this post, but I'm too busy touching myself.
     
  7. uberfukken

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    Here is a timestamped pic of an oscillating fan.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. uberfukken

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    This lil guy really gets the job done.

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  9. molb*

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    We need proof that the fan actually oscillates.
     
  10. uberfukken

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. molb*

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    Thank you. I don't believe I'm alone when I say I've been had in the past.
     
  12. Trixie

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    who you calling a slut, you STD infested whore?
     
  13. Dr. Rice

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    Girlvinyl

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    I am clean, hpv free
     
  14. Lloyd

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    what? we have like a dozen pics of you already.
     
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    I don't have a camera.
     
  16. Baya Rae 4900

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    I see that you're fan of EDF.

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    Do you have a penis?
     
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  17. Khanzer

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    I have tentacles, do it count?
     
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    Hm. I'm going to have to refer to my "Penises 101" textbook.
     
  19. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    excuses...use a phone with camera, even a old one.
     
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    I'm not a cheap camwhore :mad:
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    :dolan: Khanzer pls
     
  23. Beefcake

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    Still more interesting than that gay ass shoutbox.
     
  24. oddguy

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    These threads are disgusting.
     
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    Given that "interesting" is a relative term, and "shoutbox" is shit, I'll give you a pass.
     
  26. MrGask

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    Now I will never get the image of your avatar riding that like a Sybian out of my head.
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    seriously, not since coolfag has there been even one remotely attractive female poster here on edf, or any of its illegal off-shoots. No homo, but the guys are a much more diverse, and consequently, more attractive lot than the half-slags and demi-uglies that we call girl posters here, and they're only "half" and "demies" because we, in our typical guy-think, are overly generous, assuming (hoping, anyway) that the girls in our midst might be attractive, because that would please us.

    But not since Coolfag, whose vagina I'll bet tastes as fresh as Maine water, and feels as smooth as early Autumn along the sea wall, has there been any poon here worthy of sexual conquest. What we're dealing with is a catch and release crowd of fuglies, and I for one thank them for not ruining my meals by posting their obnoxious faces on any wall, except of course, along the firing wall, where all ugly girls must some day be marched to.

    God, and fuck you all - how I miss coolfag. I'd have liked to stick it in her. I really would. I'll bet her vagina was extra pink inside, and the hair what lined her vag was as short and silk-like as baby's first down. I picture it being sublime. I'd have really liked to get me some.
     
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    but you're still a filthy whore.
     
  29. uberfukken

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  30. Dr. Rice

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    I like how people fight about IRC or shoutbox is better (IRC is superior btw) when we have not just an amazing forums, but we also have the second most useful wiki on the internet, so looters like @Rev Junco, @scumhook, @Beefcake, etc. should shut the fuck up and be productive towards the website or at the very least shut the fuck up.