Are women actually good for anything?

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    They can't cook, they don't clean. Every single one of them acts like Peg Bundy, and most of them aren't even as fit, yet act like men should treat them as though they are.

    What gives ladies?
     
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    They got this load of bullshit stuck into their tennis-ball-sized brains.

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    Then they asked this question and we find ourselves in our current situation.
     
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    A decade after women were allowed the vote the United States experienced the biggest and longest depression in its history. This might simply be a coincidence but are you willing to take that risk?
     
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    and what's happening with the lack of sexual prowess? It's like they don't even try anymore. It is your responsibility to turn me on if you want to fuck, ladies, not the other way around.
     
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    Why are they pushing feminism in developed countries? I think it'd be more relevant in places, for example, under Shariah law.

    Why not humanism?
     
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    Women were already equal but different in 1st world countries before the advent of feminism, feminism is the search for societal supremacy. They want men to be reduced to living, breathing cash cows and sperm banks.
     
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    A better question. I would imagine it has much to do with all this "women have been oppressed for so long" bullshit that little girls hear as they grow up, despite (at least in my lifetime) the exact opposite being the case.
     
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    All other things aside, the idea that standards are being lowered so that a quota can be reached for women terrifies me. Same goes for any other group.

    How the Hell are we going to become that if they keep taking our jobs?
     
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    I've noticed that. It's fucking ridiculous. And then there's the ones that flip out when a man holds the door open for them. How does that even make sense? By the same logic, we may as well threaten to castrate anyone that says, "please", or, "thank you".
     
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    Well, that's why you have those dumb ones that get into porn for.
     
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    I actually don't think this is the case. Standard have just seen a decline all around, which gets blamed on whatever group is most convenient to blame at the time.
    Western society has a "fix the blame, not the problem" mentality.
    Stupidity is not in the least bit attractive. Sooner or later I am going to have to talk to you (you being women in general) and I would rather not feel like I am talking to my dog.
     
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    This one infuriates me to no end. It is not spreading awareness, it's making women look like retards... Or retarded retards, anyway.
     
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    If women really wanted equality there'd be less of this 'you can't hit a woman' bullshit. If a female hits me, I warn them they've had their free shot, if they take another then
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    Also, similarly, all this 'you have to move out' when a couple is having trouble, it's the man who has to pack his shit up and leave the house which he, in 99% of cases, paid for and continues to pay for. Fuck that. That's why I never pre-judge a man who kills his wife.
     
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    Why can't shit be based on merit instead of having people get a pat on the shoulder for simply trying?
     
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    You know we don't get a fail grade in Australia anymore? We get RESUBMISSIONS. As many as it fucking takes to pass!

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    Because if we judged people on their merits and not because they were persecuted minority, we would have fucking riots.
     
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    I can't help but wonder who the real crazy people are, sometimes.
     
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    You. You are the crazy people.
     
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    How can a single person be a plural? That's like mashing a box of twinkies into one, giant twinky. Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should.
     
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    Please answer me this: Are you autistic? Even slightly?
     
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    You seem to like that word a lot. A bit too much, if you know what I mean.
     
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    True enough.

    It's true, isn't it?
     
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    Nope. You just don't like me, that's all.
     
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    When I was in USNAVY, I was in CCU (basically the Navy's Jail) with a female Master At Arms (toned down MP). She was always going on about what a good fighter she was, beating up SEALs, and all that shit. At the time, I still took people at their word, instead of realizing everyone it completely full of shit.
    One day, when we were returning from chow, she tried to stack her chow tray on top of mine, so I would have to return it to the deep sink. I told her to fuck herself and dropped both trays to the ground. She then tried to punch me in the stomach, so I twisted her attack around and pinned her arm behind her. "This is what the SEALs taught you?" I said. She then grabbed my balls, and proceeded to squeeze, thinking this amateur bullshit would cause me to release her, instead of what it actually caused, which was me applying pressure to the hold. For obvious reasons, I had a higher pain tolerance than she, and she let go, so I let her go.
    For this, I was awarded an additional rank bust (which never processed because my command was dumb as fuck), 45 more days of CCU and 2 more months half pay.

    Short version: women can't fight for shit, and if they don't have a weapon, they shouldn't even try.
     
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    EVEN YOU?
     
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    Women shouldn't even be in the armed forces unless they want the d, they're dtf and they know how to survive a train being ran on them.