Are there any other virgins?

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  1. Emily

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    Besides me and Negi?
     
  2. Emily

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    I'm actually srs, almost everybody had sex here, I feel really awkward.
     
  3. oddguy

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  4. Emily

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    But you're a jew, this shouldn't surprise anyone.
    Probably
     
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    nah,i'm WAY fatter then that.
    also,no neckbeard.
    so it can't be me.
     
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    also i have three testicles.
     
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  8. Emily

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    Again, you're a Jew, therefore this doesn't surprise us.
     
  9. oddguy

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    anyways,i can't have sex right now.
    it's a religious thing.
     
  10. Emily

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    See, it's always religious with you Jews.

    Anyone virgin for non religious reasons?
     
  11. ChristianWarrior94

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    I'm not married.
     
  12. ChristianWarrior94

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    What are you talking about I didn't go to Bangkok moron.
     
  13. oddguy

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    did you know i write religious poetry ?
    it's called "harta" (חרטא) one time i even won second prize in a contest.
     
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  15. Baya Rae 4900

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    I've never had sex and probably never will. I'm a sentient program, you see. The number at the end of my name denotes which version I am.
     
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    i'm thinking of becoming orthodox.
    i'd have to quit the forum though,and get circumcised again.
     
  17. LordEnrique

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    [​IMG]
    Pic related: my one true love.
     
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    Anyways, unless you count an awkward blowjob as sex, I am a virgin.
     
  19. m450n_yuno

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    Yeh, does a blowjob count?
     
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    Have you something translated?
     
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  22. Ramsey Bolton

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    well seeing as you can get STDS and shit from a bj i would count it.
    I am a virgin as well emily do not worry you will find someone O and before any jokes are made here is my photo
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  23. ChristianWarrior94

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    Shut up I'm not a liar.
     
  24. oddguy

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  25. ChristianWarrior94

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    I wasn't talking to you was I? Yeah, thought so.
     
  26. oddguy

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    now you made me cry too.
     
  27. LordEnrique

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    He slays demons by thrusting his blessed peen into their cavernous fireginas. Even Satan fears the RIGHTEOUS COCK.

    "He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I cum quickly. Amen. Even so, cum, Lord Jesus. "
    Revelation 22:20
     
  28. Baya Rae 4900

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  29. oddguy

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    no... they are all in hebrew.
    ill post one anyway.

    אתה טמבל.
    כל מה שאמרתי עד עכשיו זה בולשיט אחד גדול.
    אני לא מאמין שהאמנת לחרא הזה.
    הסיכוי שתצליח להבין מזה משהוא
    אם תשתמש בגולל לתרגם הוא קטן
    למה שמישהו דתית שכותב שירים על ה'
    יהיה בפורום הזה ?
    למה שלא תלך להתאבד ?
    יא חתיכת מוצץ זין
    אתה דביל.
     
  30. ChristianWarrior94

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    Well I'm sorry I made you cry but I'm just annoyed.

    1. No.
    2. Where does that even come from?