Are all of you this retarded?

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Dr. Rice, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. Dr. Rice

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    yes, they are all that delusional. They have to rationalize, or they'll all realize just how shitty their lives are and kill themselves.
     
  3. Lucky

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    My girlfriend's a brony.
    Just sayin'.
     
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    @faggotmaximum
    Statistically, one third of bronies are female.
     
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    Where are these statistics?
     
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    Cause I can "cite" statistics too. For instance, some argue that 500% of all bronies are faggots.
     
  8. Lucky

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    lol citing things on the internet.
     
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    did you know that 80% of statistics with the number "5" somewhere in them are untrue?
     
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    Bronies as a whole can be fucking insane. I'd say 75% of them I've meant have scared me. I've yet to come across a fellow Pegasusister who is mental, but I'm sure they exist, they have to. Regardless I like ponies. I have since I was a kid...allow me to have this one happiness in my shitty life.
     
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    Damn, 404, too late.
     
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    Check out #EquestriaAfterDark on irc.canternet.org if you really want to go down the rabbit hole (pony hole?).
     
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    NOPE
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    Bronies should be rounded up into camps and left to die.
     
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    I guess MLP is better than some of the dumb bullshit that is on TV these days, but it's not good enough to go apeshit and name all your accounts and change everything to the name of one of the ponys and shit, or spout the fucking stuff constantly.
    My two cents.
     
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    That's a delicate subject around here, there was recently a forum civil war. Ponies vs. the carebears, bronies won.
     
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    Oh what.
    The bronies beat the bears.
    ...I honestly expected the bears to beat the entire brony part of this forum into a bloody pulp and leave them to die in a gutter.
     
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    Nah, it's all for fun; only faggots would take that kind of stuff seriously.
     
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    says the poster with a pony avatar & and a bouncing pinky pie in the sig.....
     
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    bronies shall always win.
    even when you think you are just playing around, like an amazing virus, it shall sink into your brain and take over evolving you into a higher being.

    its kind of like the alien species in the book "The host"
    i suggest you read it.
    its by the same chick who made twilight except it doesn't blow cock...

    this has inspired me to make a new thread :)
     
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    Anyone that watches stuff for 3 year old girls and isn't a 3 year old girl is a huge faggot who will most likely attempt to fap to my avatar.
     
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    Do bronies exist outside of the internet? I have never seen one in public.
     
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    actually yes, yes they do. i keep it safe on the internet though, because none of you affect my job or education opportunities :)
     
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    1. That speech impediment is annoying as fuck. Although the workers probably thought he was retarded and made it easier for him to get them.
    2. Who the fuck films themselves eating McDonald's? That's just nasty.
    3. He does have one good point. Why the hell did they add Lily Blossom? She's not even in the show.
    4. Why the fuck does he have so many? Those shits were so easy to get. All you had to do was ask which ones they had that week.
     
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    Did you check for the glowing red eyes and lizard tongue?