Due to all the users I actually like becoming inactive, gone, joining the army or simply becoming tired of my shit. And due to work being increasingly boring, I am now looking for contenders who would like to take up the position as my new internet BFF. Applicants must agree to subject themselves to the following- * Constant harassment at ungodly hours due to different time zones flooding their inbox, facebook, tumblr and any other site I find out they have an account on and deem fit to annoy them with. * Repeated requests to do me favors for which I never intend to repay. These range from things I am too incompetent to do myself to things I am simply too lazy to try. * Persistent, inappropriate sexual comments (yes, dudes too). If you enjoy having an uneasy feeling crawl up your spine then this will be your favorite part of the job. * Verbal abuse and brazen insults. As my new internet BFF you will be required to give me attention, be nice to me and puff up my already overblown ego. So if you are interested in applying for this prestigious position, please fill out a form and submit it on this thread.