Apply to be my new online BFF

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  1. oddguy

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    Due to all the users I actually like becoming inactive, gone, joining the army or simply becoming tired of my shit. And due to work being increasingly boring, I am now looking for contenders who would like to take up the position as my new internet BFF.

    Applicants must agree to subject themselves to the following-

    * Constant harassment at ungodly hours due to different time zones flooding their inbox, facebook, tumblr and any other site I find out they have an account on and deem fit to annoy them with.

    * Repeated requests to do me favors for which I never intend to repay. These range from things I am too incompetent to do myself to things I am simply too lazy to try.

    * Persistent, inappropriate sexual comments (yes, dudes too). If you enjoy having an uneasy feeling crawl up your spine then this will be your favorite part of the job.

    * Verbal abuse and brazen insults.

    As my new internet BFF you will be required to give me attention, be nice to me and puff up my already overblown ego.

    So if you are interested in applying for this prestigious position, please fill out a form and submit it on this thread.
     
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    Do you want to become oddguy's bff?
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    Application as follows.

    Name: Poop

    Job: Poop

    Answer; Yes, plz.
     
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    Hmmm... we seem compatible.
     
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    1) Good luck, you fuck, I hardly ever check any fucking thing. Well maybe my Facebook or ED.
    2) I don't intend to do any of the favors.
    3) Are they any good? I mean do you expect me to put out?
    4) Verbal use from a fucking Jew?

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    This is already a good turn out.
     
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    How so? Only 50% of people who filled out the form said yes.
     
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    It fucking well is, she did a shitjob on my car.
     
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    You asked for a shitjob! Why do people keep asking for that and then getting angry when they get their car back covered in excrement?
     
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    It's not that the excrement is the problem, it's that the quality of the excrement is quite low.

    Is your mother making sure to get enough fiber?
     
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    btw job also includes cuddling.
    If I ever find you house.
     
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    Wait... to have a new BFF that would mean that you used to have a BFF before, who used to be your BFF?
     
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    Can I be your bff? I can teach you how to chop off the roof of a car with a sawzall and turn it into a convertible, and you can teach me how to jew steal jew people out of their money the easy way.:meow: