Apple iDeath

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    BEIJING, July 15 (Xinhuanet) -- Apple Inc yesterday announced it would "thoroughly investigate" an accident in which a woman in northwest China was suspected of being killed by an electric shock when making a phone call with a recharging iPhone 5.

    http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/china/2013-07/15/c_132542227.htm
     
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    Oh Jobs, you're such a merry wee prankster! <3

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    I guess that was... ELECTRIFYING

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    this is presumably what will happen to me after that stupid joke
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    "We are deeply saddened to learn of this tragic incident and offer our condolences to the herd... family."

    lol
     
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    That ellipsis is a bit suspect
     
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    Made me lol when I read it...what they were thinking?

    His Commie Masters?

    Our sales department?

    Xenu the Overlord?

    It's a mystery
     
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    They should take a positive view: they now have an already fried meat for their restaurant.
     
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    The commentary on news stories is the best, because these things make everyone a seasoned detective/electronics expert desperate to defend their shitty iPhones.
     
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    Fuck, Szechuan airlines flight attendants are hot

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    Eh, no matter. They're all clones anyway. There'll be another one replacing her
     
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    No wonder they have no qualms about killing their daughters.
     
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    apple products sucking dicks? Wow big news
     
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    I thought this was going to be about how those fuckers put off the release of 5S until September. I've been sitting on my phone contract renewal so I could get an iPhone 5 for $50 and I'm getting fuckin tired of it. Goddamnit. This 3GS shits itself and herp derps every time it updates. Also the battery life sucks.