Anyone fluent in German?

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  1. zaiger

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    ED needs someone to undergo a super sekrit mission. All we can say right now is that it involves being able to speak and understand German, more information will be available to the person who fits that qualification.

    If you or any of your Internets friends sprechen sie deutsch please come forward.
     
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    Lloyd is kraut, but he haven't been here in like a week or two
     
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    I'm quite curious now, however there's a friend of mine that is doing his erasmus in Germany. I don't know exactly his skill level but he can always ask directly to some german there. I can't garantee anything
     
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    DIAF told me she knows a little German.
     
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    Wasn't one of the old mods German? I forget her name. She was the one that weird Japanese guy was trying buy panties from.

    I speak a little German, but not enough that I am willing to use it to spy. Unless it is on Stormfront, their German is even worse than mine.
     
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    I bet it involves a time machine and a sniper rifle.
     
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    So we can assassinate Hitler and allow the Nazis to win, right?
     
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    errr I was going to suggest beefcake since I'm assuming that he's a Germ.
     
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    Wenn ich beginne deutsch zu sprechen, wir wissen, dass es funktioniert haha.

    Edit: :eek:
     
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    DeCadence. I'm pretty sure she's modding OhI, currently.

    I think I remember some literature thread in which Rapelsyrup mentioned reading a few existentialist works in their original languages.
     
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    Zaiger, needsmoarsyrup is like part kraut, he speaks it p much perfectly.
     
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    Damn, I don't know any Germs that well. Nobody ever needs my obscure language. :(
     
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    No, I don't need someone who "knows a little german", I need someone who can make a phonecall for me to Germany. In ED's interest of course. We will buy whoever does it skype minutes.
     
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    Bahh, phone calling ... I was hoping you would need some translator for ED, so that you could publish your shit to us unfunny germans.
     
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    I can barely speak English
     
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    Just make a movie, all Germans speak english in movies.
    watch any WW2 film and the Germans all speak perfect english.
     
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    Yes but they can't promise certain letters and stress certain vowels for some reason.
     
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    I am Swiss and have German as my native language.
     
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    I was actually going to suggest you but I thought it'd be racist to assume you can speak German just because you're Swiss.
     
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    Trivia time: The Swiss-german population is the highest with about 65%, second comes the French part (which I'd rather not have in Switzerland at all because most of the people there are assholes) with ~20% and lastly the Italian part with ~7%.
    So you would've had a relatively high chance of being correct with your assumption.
    Plus, if I was part of the French population, I'd probably be arrogant enough to state my native language somewhere on my profile.
     
  26. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm sorry. I tried to apply the "logic" of "anti-racism" but when it's applied to Europeans/Caucasians it just doesn't work.
     
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    Let this be a lesson to all of us.

    PC and anti-Racism doesn't work.

    Be truthful, and if necessary, as racist as all buggery.

    Truth is truth. Everything else is bullshit.
     
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    Sounds a bit like Belgium, except our French speaking wankers constitute 40% of the total population and they get to spend over 50% of the money.

    I fucking hate Walloons.
     
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    I was going to suggest Killerratte, yet it turns out that he turned up himself on the first page. . .

    . . .only to end up completely ignored.
    Are we waiting for DocEvil to show up while the rest will vent their ethnic disputes, then?