Any trolling recommendations?

Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by Azrael, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. Azrael

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    In order to contribute to the community, I've decided to make a fanfiction account and troll away. However, since I'm a lazy bastard, I don't really feel like wading through mountains of Narutard/InuYasha/Bleacch/other shitty fanfics to get to the good trolling grounds, so I was wondering if anyone has had success and would be willing to share links. Thanks.

    Also, feel free to move/remove this thread if I put it in the wrong place/am breaking rules, I guess.
     
  2. dignitator

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    lelel, u wanna join my secret trollers club??? first you have to make a quality ragecomic and send it to me and i'll consider making you part of my edgy trolling gang!
     
  3. Lyle

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    Just go generic and say all anime is copied from each other and the Japanese hates them which is why they don't dub themselves.
     
  4. Nicole

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    I recommend you search things like this in Google: "Fanfiction gomen nasai" (without the quotation marks). This will lead you to Fanfiction written by stupid weeaboo fucks who think that mixing random Japanese words into English writing makes them look smart. From there, try to find the most active profiles to make sure the authors are still around to hear your praise, then troll away. I can tell you from experience that this often leads to excellent, lulzy butthurt. Here are some good search phrases to get you started:

    fanfiction yokatta
    fanfiction yatta
    fanfiction gozaimasu
    fanfiction datte
    fanfiction sumimasen
    fanfiction "gomen nasai"
    fanfiction itadakimasu
    fanfiction tadaima
    fanfiction kisama
    fanfiction temee
    fanfiction atashi
    fanfiction watashi
    fanfiction "demo you"

    Have fun. :)
     
  5. Helix

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    Shit, sorry. Stupid question.
     
  6. Nicole

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    Don't you have anything better to do than asking if Azrael has anything better to do?
     
  7. Helix

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  8. Nicole

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    :O
     
  9. Socialist Philosopher

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    BANNED LOL

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  10. PresidentOfAsia

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    Write fanfiction crossing over Twilight and Half life 2; then pair Gordon Freeman with Bella and Edward with Alyx.
     
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    better yet, copy somebody else's but replace the names of all the characters
     
  12. PresidentOfAsia

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    In that case, you get James Cameron's Avatar
     
  13. ExplosiveDiareah

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    here's the best way to troll.
    Open cmd prompt, delete system32.
    and reboot.
     
  14. Azrael

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    Will do. Now then, where's your computer?
     
  15. ExplosiveDiareah

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    What computer?
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    join irc.freenode.net #freenode and show your support for the LGBT community, especially if you see someone named kloeri
     
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    Find some kind of KKK forum and start writing fanfic about Black Power leaders sexually abusing White Power leaders. Some good trolling right there. Alternatively, do the opposite on a Black Power website.
     
  19. Mocker

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    Go to a highly religious forum.

    ...

    Do I need to say more?
     
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    Disagree with people on youtube and you are guaranteed lulz
     
  21. Porn

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    1. Go to a website related to ponies.
    2. Ask them why they watch a show made for little girls.
    3. Ask what their parents think about it.
    4. Their parents are disappoint.
    5. Ask what their friends think about it.
    6. They don't have friends.
    7. ????????
    8. Permaban

    Rinse and repeat
     
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