Anti-Planned Parenthood Video Reminds Us Abortions Are Evil, ‘Vagina Macaroons’ Are Just As Bad!

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  1. Squall741

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    [QUOTE]The American Life League (which, if I remember correctly from my comic book reading days, once defeated Doctor Sinister and his evil Death Ray!) is “the largest grassroots Catholic pro-life education organization in the United States.” As part of their education, they have released a new video showing Planned Parenthood’s evil secret plot to get kids “hooked on sex.” The video’s getting a lot of play on various websites because, frankly, it’s pretty hilarious.
    Oh…um…unless you agree with the American Life League, in which case it’s, uh, really scary, serious stuff. Totally.
    Basically, the six minute video explains that Planned Parenthood doesn’t just do abortions. I know what you’re thinking: “Is it a video about Planned Parenthood’s tons of varied health services like cancer screenings?” And the answer is “Absolutely not!” Instead, the video explains that Planned Parenthood is actually like a drug dealer that attempts to get teenagers addicted to sex by filling their minds with stuff like “penis lollipops,” “vagina cakes,” and “vulva puppets.” These fiends then try to introduce kids to the ultimate “gateway drug”; masturbation!
    This is so true. As we all know, teenagers hate masturbation. They’re all like, “Ew! Why would my hands end up anywhere near there? They’re too busy finishing my wonderful schoolwork.” Then, once Planned Parenthood shows them the obscene, educational Flash animation that the ALL discovered, the poor children can’t help but say, “My Gosh! I’m suddenly interested in sex! Not at all because of my own natural, biological urges, but entirely because I had a sex ed class!”
    It’s true evil, folks.
    So, please, watch the video below. Depending on your personal beliefs, it will either be this century’s answer to Reefer Madness or an example of terrifying, hard-hitting journalism.[/QUOTE]

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    *WARNING* THIS VIDEO WILL MAKE YOU LULZ! *WARNING*
     
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    Having listened to enough of this bullshit growing up, I could not get more than a minute into the video.

    The ALL should stop being pussies and go back to this;
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    Those was the days.
     
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    these are Catholic fundies we're talking about. they don't take people into account.

    ideally, one should think "this is what people are like, how do we deal with it"
    they think "this is how people should be, anyone who isn't like this is bad"
     
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    God is wonderful, science is evil. We must get on our knees, and please.
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    idk man, Capital Pride looked p fun from this vid
     
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    I wish CW94 was here in this thread and preach about this situatio.
     
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    HAHA! OH WOW!
     
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    I wouldn't mind having a slice of vagina cake while watching the vulva puppet show with some kids. Sounds like a lot of fun!
     
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    *Hooks* kids on sex? In the next issue: How physicists makes things fall.
     
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