Another reason why fursuits are fucking stupid

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by ExplosiveDiareah, May 6, 2012.

  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Add it to the pile,
    but has anybody noticed how they never resemble the Animal they are supposed to be? unless it's a fox or a wolf or a german shepherd?
    and they are only recognizable because of their colours, and very obvious details.
    Things like a Husky looks pretty much the same as a wolf suit, and have the same fur.
    Shouldn't huskies have.. you know, more darker grey and snowy white and more fluffier fur?
    and a face that is completely white?

    Raccoons, oh they can be recognized because of the tail. i forgot that.
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    anything else usually looks fucking vague and nothing like the real animal.

    any kinds of subspecies of a specific animal has no real differences once they start using neon colours, forget it, and most furries use neon colours.
     
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    PS.
    I'm too tired to go looking for examples of stupid fucking fursuits.
    I'd rather not smash my computer in the process.

    EDIT: I will go looking tommorow.
     
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    No need for examples. I have seen enough lame mascot costumes to know that what you say is true.
     
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    You can tell some of them are in pain.

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    Random furry fact: Their worst enemy is dehydration.
     
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    I WANT IT.
     
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    I knew you were a furfaggot.
     
  8. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Wow. how did you get so good at finding these? they are perfect examples almost.
    these are some really shit fursuits.
    But even well made well "well made" being relative to how shittily they can be made, high quality fursuits tend to not resemble the animal they are supposed to be, like a Border collie, Corgi, Rottweiler, Retriever etc.
     
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    http://terriblefursuits.tumblr.com
    http://fuckyeahdurrsuits.tumblr.com/
    http://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/50914-Fursuit-Horror

    You'll need to bleach your eyes later but you'll laugh.
     
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    I can just see myself running around in that thing blasting the Jaws theme.
     
  12. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Anthropomorphized Shark babes kinda work out.

    Dunno about males.... i guess their dorsal fin would be like a roosters comb?
    i dunno.

    Translating a Shark into a biped for a costume is very complex.
     
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    You're still a furfaggot.
     
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    Yeah :/, sadly.
     
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    I would rather be penetrated by a large black man.
     
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    I would too
    Nvm, I'm part of the Aryan master race.
     
  18. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Sharks have two dicks.
    One to get bitten off in a blowjob
    the other as a spare so they never make that mistake again.
     
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    or, double penetration.
     
  20. ExplosiveDiareah

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    .... in the same hole.

    a female sharks cloaca is not exactly an appealing hole, i am going to put my head through a brick wall if i find out furries actually would rim it, because at any moment a big globby stream of green black shit that probably smells like the aquariam section of a pet shop (you know the smell, very foul and strong) but even more pungeant, will come splurting out at any time.

    I keep asking gay people why they like fucking anuses so much, don't they realize people poop out them?
     
  21. Akula

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    >implying I want to bang a female shark
    Yeah, no. I like human pussy.
     
  22. ExplosiveDiareah

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    But you wouldn't mind Shark pussy in the same general shape and anatomical structure as a human.
    haw. haw. haw. haw.
     
  23. Akula

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    Maybe. I would bang Mischief and Mayhem.
     
  24. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Rei and Andria.
     
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  26. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Two other sharks.
    Rei is the shit.
     
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    Prostate stimulation. Get something stimulating your prostate when you orgasm, and its the best feeling ever. Tops like it because its tight, and feels good to fuck.
     
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    Holy fuck, some of those are horrifying.
     
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    I don't see why they don't prance around naked. It would be far less trashy.