another christian thread

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by SPQR, Aug 23, 2011.

  1. SPQR

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    8===D

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    So come on in and get your gay sex. More discussions about christ = winning.
     
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    I WILL RAMPAGE ALL OVER THIS WITH SOME HARD, GAY, CHRISTIAN BUTT PILFERING.
     
  3. 9 days of presents

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    Romans killed Christ
    Jesus was a Jew
    Jews did WTC
    Jesus did WTC
     
  4. SPQR

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    Hard butt sex is preferred when your trying to get close to god
     
  5. SPQR

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    Seriously though since jesus was a jew he knew some awesome people.
     
  6. HANK

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    Well, I'm a Methodist. That's about it...

    And I don't think I like all this talk about...eesh...never mind. You people are damn crazy.
     
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  8. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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  9. SPQR

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    Fuck yeah we are, so get gay with god or gtfo (no tits).
     
  10. Khanzer

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    I'm Catholic.
     
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    How does one become Catholic? It sounds fun.
     
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    First take a bath in a church with a lot of peoples watching you, go to the church school on Sunday, a nun is the teacher, later says everything of bad stuff you have done to the Father, later drink vine and eat cookies and wear a white suit.
     
  13. Seku

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    I live with a six black protestants and a Jew, so it'll be difficult to convince them to take me to church, take a bath in church, etc. I suppose I'll try.
     
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    Oh dear good luck.
     
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