Annual "Why Are You Alone On Valentines Day?" Thread.

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by oddguy, Feb 8, 2013.

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Why?

  1. I broke up.

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  2. I am a recluse.

    24.0%
  3. I have a bf/gf husband/wife.

    24.0%
  4. OP is a faggot

    48.0%
  5. I am going out to hunt for bitches/cock.

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  6. -no comment-

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  7. -suicide-

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  8. I am staying home with a vibrator and a bottle of scotch.

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  9. Other.

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  10. oddguy be my valentine <3

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  1. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    It's that time of year again! February fourteenth!
    It's time for the yearly "OMG it's V-Day! Why are u losers home alone instead of going out and getting tome pussy? lol!" Thread.

    The thread in which OP calls everyone on the forum nerds, and everyone responds by making excuses or calling OP a faggot.

    Go!

    Also, before you ask, the reason I am alone is because I am currently getting ready to move to a Buddhist monastery and be a zenist monk.

    HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYBODY!
    <3
     
  2. Harpoons

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    Yeah, it's the 8th today. I guess when you're living a life of crippling loneliness it's easy to lose track of what day it is.
     
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  8. oddguy

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    I figured i'd post this a little in advance before someone beats me to it.
     
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    None of the Above.
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    I took them to fancy restaurants made them pay the bill telling em I will pay up later. I am now avoiding all of em.
     
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    i really like to spend the nights alone in my room listening music and spamming the internet, watching youtube documentaries and going after odd things all over the web, then when i get tired i lie upon my bed watching tv shows or movies; i guess that's why i'll be alone on valentine's day
     
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    I am enslaved to purchasing bullshit trinkets to financially prove my retarded commitment.

    Valentine's Day is fucking stupid for people with AND without significant others. One one end of the spectrum, you are forced to watch faggy scenes of emotional stupidity, and on the other other, you have to perform them.

    I hate Valenine's Day. I want a steak and blowjob, but that's not happening because Valentine's Day is FOR THE WOMEN. The day immediately after should be Steak and Silence Day. A day where it's quiet, I get a free porterhouse, and I am left in peaceful solitude to watch WWII movies all day.
     
  13. kibou

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    I haven't had the desire to ensnare old businessmen in my web of sodomy so far this year.
     
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    Oddguy's Valentine, again, is a bag of Jew gold, as well as his share of JIDF funds.

    Happy trails, faggot.
     
  15. knave

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    Staying at home with vibrator.
     
  16. $$Trooper

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  17. knave

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  18. $$Trooper

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  19. knave

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    You are a fagmon.
     
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  21. knave

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  22. Moscow

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  23. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    joe just summing up the feelings of avery man who's ever had to deal with valentines day there.
     
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  27. oddguy

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    I actually have TWO DATES lined up for Valentines day, which brings the number of Valentine's dates I've ever had to... two.
    Ever since I stopped doing smack every single day, I've been SO ABLE to achieve full erection, it's not even funny. I forgot what it was like to have a sex drive. The few times I'd jerk off, while high, it was always tough, like fumbling with a goldfish outside its bowl.
    But now, I'm a sexual werewolf. On full moons, my foreskin completely envelopes me, and with a frightening howl, I've left the house in search of females. The only thing that can attest to my ever being indoors is the waft of dick-wind behind me.

    So, now I have two dates lined up. And I'm foaming at the dick. I can feel the bad moons of chicks asses rising high. It's never a bad night for a curse. I'm gonna two-time those broads. ON VALENTINES. My dick... must feed.
     
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    i dont think anyone wants to hear me brag, but if this post gets 20 likes i will.

    heres a picture of a faggot with some fruit, anyway.

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  30. Stormtrooper

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    I have a case of beer, my hand and www.xvideos.com

    I'm going to see what kind of vile, degrading shit I could schlick to. Probably some poor, nieve girl next door type wanting to try out to be an 'adult model'...who then gets her ass, puss and mouth stretched out by a gang of merciless, militant lesbos sporting 12 inch strap ons.

    Happy Valentines Day, niggers.