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    Ediot

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    So I have to introduce myself to rectify.

    Paraguay is not so lovely this time of the year. Scorching hot noons and Siberian nights.
    I am worried about my ostriches.

    The hotel is closed for the winter but will open just in time for Oktoberfest in Springtime.

    Some of our Mennonite neighbors are turning 16 and having their rumspringa. I hope they will come to my establishment and drink beer.
     
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    welcome
    how do you feel about two chicks at the same time?
    office space lawrence.
     
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    Are you in MS-13?
     
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    As long as they are my dottirs, or my dottir and my wife, then it is all good - it is in the family. But if they are my guarani servants I take em by the turn, otherwise it would eventually lead to promiscuity!

    Our organization thinks of beasts like those as unskilled gardeners.

    We don't care for that Joe Bidden either, please don't pollute this thread with more Joe Biden videos

    Ciao
     
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    NO U! this thread is a formality, you'll be able to fence me in religion and politics
     
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    welcome!!! :nyan:
     
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    no more Joe Biden!
     
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    seriously though, nobody fucking cares about joe biden.
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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    I don't think a man is capable of having feelings towards two females at the same time. Or are you referring to actual chickens?
     
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    go watch office space
     
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    Why would I go to an office to watch space when I can do it here?
     
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    pffft.
    U SO FUNNEH
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS!
     
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    A HA HA HA.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    So Charlie Sheen and myself were cruising around Mexico...
    To cut a long story short we MAY have raped a gimp girl.
     
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    Ok what the fuck is the point to the thread?
     
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    absolutely nothing
    mahhair.
     
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    Everyone is boring

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    When did you start with the socks, Ronnie?
     
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    Yeah, I just said no.
    I found someone more insane than you are, and therefore more attractive to my gender.
     
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    I'm torn. On one hand I feel as though I should warn him. On the other hand I'm just glad to have you off my back.
     
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    Your immense, mole-covered back.
    Maybe I'll just make you fight each other like Pokemon.
     
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    Not bloody likely. Still, I'm sure we can be friends now as you'll be stopping your gigantic faggotry.
     
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    Hello The Member Formerly Known As Baya, please don't badmouth the good work of Ecuadorian sensation Senor Miguel Judge.
     
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    Now what would YOU do if you had a mill?
     
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    Process some grain, I imagine.
     
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  30. Sugar Bombs

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    It's only gay if you make eye contact.