An Ode to Being New to ED

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Hexa, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. Hexa

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    Within haiku form,
    I just made an intro thread.
    That you have just read.

    Sup?
     
  2. oddguy

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    Though I like haiku.
    A haiku is not an ode.
    Go away you tard.
     
  3. Hexa

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    Odes are poetry,
    Addressed to a single thing.
    So I say it is.
     
  4. oddguy

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    Real odes have rhyme schemes.
    You should not talk if you don't know.
    Now please go away.
     
  5. Hexa

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    I have made changes.
    My knowledge is limited.
    Is it now correct?
     
  6. Solution

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    Oh, look someone new
    Oh, I heard you like haiku
    What a faggot, you

    Your first thread you blew,
    So, seppuku you must do,
    Instructions for you
    7ZZ4SEFT6VXIMJCKVYXR4VZJZNFXNS5Q.
     
  7. scumhook

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    Your intro thread immediately degenerated into the dance of the dueling faggots, so you're off to a great start.

    Fuck off you miserable worthless cunt. The last thing we need is some wanker encouraging @oddguy to spout more of his shitty Jewish haikus.

    Take Solution's advice. Grab a razor blade and make it count.

    Welcome to EDF.
     
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    Oh look someone new.
    who was just pwned by a Jew.
    what a faggot fuck you.

    Am I doing it right?
     
  9. Hexa

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    My attempts to die,
    fail every single time,
    from my first, age nine.

    I can not stand pain,
    and faint or get dizzy,
    at the slightest ail.

    Unfortunately,
    In this world I have to stay,
    So get over it.
     
  10. oddguy

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    Ugh... I don't have the energy to start correcting you faggots again... Much less in haiku form.

    You all suck.
     
  11. Hexa

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    Oh look scootaloo,
    Is too lazy for haiku,
    Thus his last post blew.
     
  12. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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  13. Hexa

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    I think that your sig,
    Reflects the situation,
    Better than I could.
     
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    Please fellate me, hexa.
    Then bend over on all fours.
    So I can fuck you.
     
  15. Hexa

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    I do not want to,
    Because I just brushed my teeth,
    And they taste like mint.
     
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    And get a face. Seriously.
     
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  18. Hexa

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    Awards already?
    That makes me oh so happy.
    Wow, this thread's crappy.

    The pants in my room,
    are scattered on the ground.
    Guess it's laundry time.
     
  19. Corn Hole Bob

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    haikus are gay
    invented by japanese
    who are radioactive mutants
     
  20. Hexa

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    Japan is quite strange,
    and I would never live there.
    But Haikus are cool.
     
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    Herro! May I taka order prease?
     
  22. Corn Hole Bob

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    If there was any chance it would get me laid i would learn some of that shit straight up. but i doubt it.

    seriously, welcome tho. don't take these forums too serious either man, its all in good fun, and everyone is
    usually pretty nice.
     
  23. Hexa

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    @birthmother

    I've never eaten,
    Legitimate Asian food,
    So give me noodles.

    You said post in the:
    "noob introduction forum."
    This thread is your fault.

    @Corn Hole Bob


    Asian girls are hot,
    so if it helped I would too,
    but it won't at all.

    Thanks for the kind words,
    I will never forget them.
    Yes I will. I lied.
     
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    You rikey nooder?
     
  25. Hexa

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    Your Asian accent,
    Is completely horrible.
    And that's crappy food.
     
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  27. Corn Hole Bob

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    out of all the languages, engrish is the funniest.
     
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  29. oddguy

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    No he is no. And your haiku is by far the worse.
     
  30. Hexa

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    I don't like anal.
    It makes my ass bleed a lot.
    I have thin skin there.

    My dad had cancer.
    But he managed to survive.
    God fucking damn it.

    I am secretly,
    An alt account for oddguy.
    But that's a secret.