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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by ragreynolds, Jan 18, 2013.

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  4. Shooting me Softly

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    Welcome to the forms, you insufferable cunt. I hope you go die in a menstrual blood fire.
     
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    Why didnt your mom get an abortion?
     
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    ahahahah i wish so fucking bad that cum was mine :(

    fuck off op you made me sad
     
  8. ragreynolds

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    I love how welcoming everyone is!

    Now excuse me while I go jack off to goatse
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    I hope you're crucified upside down, and then have your eyes gouged out of their sockets, however left still attached to the optic nerve so that you can stare at the floor. At this point, I would like your dick to be cut off and rammed into your own colon.

    Then, seven hours later, I hope you tongue is torn out and your mouth is stitched shut, so that you drown in your own blood.

    Once dead, I hope parasitic wasps nest in your abdomen via your arsehole and lay thousands of eggs that, upon hatching, eat their way out. At this point, with various gaping wounds and missing features, I hope your parents stumble upon your mutilated corpse, so that I can harvest their tears for my sustenance.

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  11. ragreynolds

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    That all?

    I hope you get raped by an obese drunk crackwhore nigga with HIV. I hope you fall in love with several women with terminal illnesses just so that your heart is broken time after time.

    I hope that the next time you are masturbating with your tiny little Korean nub, the tweezers rip it right off and then you go home to fuck your sister and father simultaneously because you can't get anything better.

    You are the reason that people kill themselves and you should be ashamed that you even breathe the same air as everyone else. You are a worthless piece of shit that needs a good ass beating from an autistic eskimo with no arms. You more than likely have CTS and you should go back to losing chess matches to cross genetic down syndrome acorns instead of wasting your pathetic life away hooking up with trannies on craigslist.

    I am still amazed that you are currently living and that no nigga has beat yo ass so hard that you had to go fill in your ass crack with 4 tons of cement. If I ever met you in person, I would bury you where you stand.

    Seriously, FUCK YOU.




    Not my best, but it's early, I can't think at this time :)
     
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    What's it like being autistic enough to feel the need to actually intersperse words with other words?
     
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    [​IMG] She did :|

    It feels pretty damn good.
     
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    And Goodbye

    Also Fuck You I'm Out
     
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    I still can't believe this asspie made an introduction thread right after me, I made a thread calling him out and I didn't know this...
     
  22. Linkermann

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    fuck off
     
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  24. Linkermann

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    Can I plz join in this thrilling conversation
     
  26. Linkermann

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  28. Manicute

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    U can always takl 2 me <3