An Hero Awards

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  1. umkemesik

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    I just read about this stupid cunt offing herself by inhaling helium:

    http://news.yahoo.com/teenage-girl-dies-inhaling-helium-party-222518777.html

    She has successfully removed herself from the Gene Pool. It got me thinking about the Darwin Awards.

    How about we have an hero awards?

    So please, post your favorite (verified) an hero stories (with links and date).

    By March 1st, I'll post a thread with a poll to vote on the #1 an hero (with credit to the submission). Prize for Best of the Year, Best of All-Time, and Best in Class.

    Do it Faggot.
     
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    Oh yeah,we already have the encyclopedia Dramaticas golden ipod award,for best an hero of the year.
    But we have been neglecting it for the past year or two... Not enough worth contenders.
     
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    I did not know that.....Well lets see if this will fail or not.
     
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    Oddguy.

    He was an hero.
     
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    I was being serious.
     
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    You walked right into this one, and I had it ready for you:

    tell-a-bad-joke-pretend-to-be-serious-thumb.

    Consider yourself trolled.
     
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    That still doesn't make you right.
     
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    I'm still waiting for my Ruben. I waited all day yesterday and you nevar came. Then I had to go to Applebees and get it myself where I struck a conversation with a decent looking woman who made a remark about not paying any taxes. I asked her if she was a drug dealer, she told me she is a "companion". I asked her if she was working that night.

    15 minutes later she was in the car sucking my dick.

    You can learn a lot from this story:

    (1) Make me a sammich and;

    (2) I will let you suck my dick.
     
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    This has no relation to making me a sammich or sucking my dick. It's been 24 hours since both. I am depressed.
     
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    Your fail will be immortalized in the Shitpost Metropolis.
     
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    Oh, is Zaiger your personal Army? Thought it was these guys:


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    .....wat?

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    My mom's boyfriend just became an hero. Can he win the award?
     
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    How did he off himself?
     
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    At first I thought you were joking, but dear God, you really are the fucking stupid!

    PS: Fuck your avatar. You will never be as good as Him.
     
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    Ate a bullet
     
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    Did he digest it too?
     
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    Why not, I had it ready waiting for her to play the "I'm serious" card. It was perfect.
     
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    Moar details please, this gets additional points for being personal.
     
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    What did your mom do to making him do that.

    Pfff, women.


    They don't hold any authority outside Reddit. Just cancer, that's why.
     
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    It's funny when they're teenagers. Not when they're washed up 40 yearolds.


    Tripple post 1 minute apart. :shit: