Amphibian Dildo sales skyrocket after ‘Shape of Water’ sweeps the Oscars

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    https://www.thewrap.com/shape-of-water-dildo-sex-toy-sales-surge-oscars/

    lol Like, instead of shaming men for being men, beings who like to sexually fantasize and objectify women, we should let women be women and let them sexually fantasize and objectify men just the same. Equality should be about allowing everyone the ability to do as they wish, not to make it so that everyone CAN'T do as they wish.

    EQUAL MASTURBATION RIGHTS FOR ALL!
     
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    You took an article about funny shaped penises and went on a MRA rant. You might be gay.
     
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    MRA? I thought I was being hyper liberal by saying women should be free to fuck whoever they want just the same, and that it's puritanical prudes who want to sex shame everyone. Besides, I was themeing what I wrote based on what "Shape of the Water" was about, seeing as we see the Mute chick jilling off the entire movie.
     
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    Um...

    But innit that thing.. a fish? So aren't these weird broads objectifying a fish?

    Look it's weird as hell no matter the gender.

    Wtf is this movie about? Merfolk fucking?
     
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    Dont act like you wouldnt put that up inside
     
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    To be honest, I really doubt it's women buying those.
     
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    It looks like a damn glass weed pipe, Idk if ur supposed to insert it or pack it, lite it, take a hit n pass it.
     
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    Yeah, it was about Merfolk fucking. It's basically a modern retelling of The Incredible Mr. Limpet.... sorta.

    But don't shame women on objectifying a fish! It's no different than when men want to fuck a horse, a spider, a snek, a bird, a fish, and a pile of snot....!

    Monster-Musume-Personagens-Imagem-Destaque.

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    I suspect it is mostly women buying the fish dildo, seeing as there is an actual gay man in the movie and thus all the gay dudes in the audience would be buying the dildo based on the gay character, not the fish.
     
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    Also it's got lots of weird lumps n
    Don't cross the streams, man.
    Plus does ur piece taste like tuna? If so, consider replacing..

    Like I said, either gender doing it is weird. I kinda wonder about the ppl who buy the super realistic fleshlite of their fav porn stars, n the others who get the 'mold ur own dildo' kits n make a mold of their dudes junk.

    Idk. It's weird to me. Not upsetting, just odd.
     
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    Fishsticks is little.
     
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    the shape of water might have been decent if it was a prequel to hellboy..
     
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