Americans, explain yourselves!

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Web v1.0, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. Web v1.0

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    So it's Wednesday evening at Casa Web v1.0 and it's Chuck on TV6. Plain old boring fun.

    But suddenly, for no reason, there's a reference to some family called Kardashian. Sounds armenian. Not that there's no armenians in the US. (I think that Yoko Ono had an armenian physician. (Or was it Marylin Monroe? Nevermind.) And that wasn't the first time I heard about them. They're constantly referenced here and there. But they never show up. Are they important?
     
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    No. They are dumb bitches who aren't important in the least except to other dumb bitches.

    Here's what I wish would happen:
     
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    I see, but eeeggh...ah...ah...ahyayayayyayaaaaah.

    Sorry. Had a Lovecraftian moment there. Thanks for your effort, but this was just another derivative. And an derivative can't explain it for me. Only add more horror. :( Isn't there any mellow and pedagogic homepage that explains everything. Preferably with non-flashy HTML.
     
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    They are America's royal family and represent everything that's good about that country.
     
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    It is trash for trashy people. I use the phrase people loosely though, they are more like animated pieces of flesh and bone.
     
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    I understand, but to give you what you want would require me to do research on them. And that's a hell I am not willing to throw myself into. Sorry, but you're on your own for that.
     
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    The Kardashians is a family of whores which consists of a variety, including fat-whore, -nigger-whore, attention-whore, milfs, jailbaits and a mutant from outer space who won a gold medal at the special olympics. Currently, 99% of all the nigger athletes in America have occupied their vaginas. These sub-human creatures tend to live on a daily nourishment of alcohol, cum and the undivided attention of fat fucking Americunts, who have lost all their dreams and hopes since the Hills was cancelled. The Kardashians is also the 5th largest army in the world behind only Pakistan, North Korea, China and South Korea. Their lives consist mostly of pretending to matter in a country full of unevolved retard monkeys who think fashion is a proper job, when they actually live by sucking the soul of anyone who sits in front of the TV box set and watch.

    Though the current American consensus is driven towards solving the economy, they fail to see the immediacy regarding these demonstrable leviathan harlots who get all the Jewgolds by doing nothing, besting Bernie Madoff's current record. But, don't let the tits fool you, these creatures of the Shaytan are actually sand nigger terrorists who are breeding from the inside like Snorlax Rae's AIDS. Their main purpose is the input of a totalitarian regime ruled exclusively by niggers, with their nigger king OJ at the top of the pyramid. They shall achieve this by sacrificing the anti-trinity themselves the KKK (Khloe the fatso, Kim the whore of Babylon, and Kourtney the insecure milf) to the Mayan God Mictlantehcutli thus initiating the Apocalypse.
     
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    We really like women in porn, sorry.
     
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    At this point I lost my shit and everything after was gold.