American sentenced to 15 years of honest work in the People's Republic.

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    Source: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/05/01/north-korea-american-detained/2128321/
     
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    Won't be getting released, this guy is a known missionary who was smuggling refugees through China. God bless, he's gonna need it.
     
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    Such a shame... I see a lot of things in this poor dude's eyes.

    For instance the shape of the eyes tells me that he was good at SC2 or could have made lots of moneys selling gold on WoW
     
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    Looks like it's time to send some SEALs to rescue him

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    if he was from any south-east asian country, it would be doturd 2
     
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    but flipfags are too poor to afford that
     
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    I think all Americans should spend their childhood in the people's republic. It will teach them discipline, respect, and the meaning of good honest work paid in full.
     
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    fixed
     
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    I'm totally with you on how no one would give a shit, but he does run a major company that funnels money into China. I don't know how things are going down there but it looks like, or I think it would look like to a chinaman, North Korea just fucking took out a cash cow. Fuck Jesus, the only thing these commies seem to believe in is money & power, if there's a difference nowadays. Think about our lolcow, The Member Formerly Known As Baya. Someone could fuck me over and no one would give a shit; fuck over The Member Formerly Known As Baya...
     
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    There's more than meets the eye with this guy. He ran a touring company which gave him open access to North Korea, but it was a front for his missionary group to smuggle North Koreans out of the country. Rajin, where he was arrested, is a starting point for what is the North Korean equivalent of America's underground railroad. He's not the only one doing it, there's quite a few people engaged in these activities. He got caught, he's fucked.
     
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    Yeah, he's radioactive. You want to break the laws of nation states, you better be a bank or hope Jesus got ya back because no one else does.

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    Hopefully they chop his feet off and make him wear them around his neck as they force him to walk around on the stumps.
     
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    lol those people were here in Nam too, back when the war started. A lot of people never got caught and now they have 2 generations in America. The ones who got caught, however...
     
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    There is no food in North korea, that's part of their culture
     
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    I think that's the point of Juche: Kill off everyone so there's no more mouths to feed. I joke but socialists really do have that sort of mentality.
     
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    Well basically juche ideology can be described like this

    1 - build more statues
    2 - build MOAR fucking statues
    3 - electricty is for the lamps on the statues
    4 - build more statues
    5 - more electricity for the statues
    6 - build more statues.


    Statues don't need food


    7 - ironsights are for fags

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    I guess when you close your eyes to shoot, bright green camouflage in a country that is almost always dead grass brown makes sense.
     
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    Oh, that too, I thought it was just normal asian eyes at first
     
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    Also lol at their smokey "smokeless" powder.
     
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    Since there's no ironsights , secondary fire is the tae kwon do frontkick
     
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    That's not camouflage. It's obviously the formal ware that the armed forces use in ground engagements to let their opponents know how stylish they are.
     
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    Best course of action is American diplomacy. Where Guns are the pens, North Korea is th paper and their blood is the ink. And a couple new US states is the outcome
     
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