Once upon a time, England and France were having a spot of Tea. "And so I said to S4, 'U MAD?' " England said, as he finished another hilarious British joke. They both laughed. Unfortunately, this was soon cut off as the soon-to-be USA intruded on the scene. "Yo, bitch." he said in his toughest voice, trying to scare England shitless. England yawned and lul'd briefly, before asking what this wannabe country wanted. "WE WANT INDEPENDANCE, HOE. LET'S FIGHT FOR IT." America replied. England shot America a confused look, before leaning towards France and whispering "Who the fuck is this moron?" France looked America over and answered "I believe that is America." "You mean that country that's going to fuck itself up majorly in the future?" "Oui oui." England looked back at America and smiled. "Very well. You're free to go." America was stunned by the response but eventually managed to let out a response... typical of the America: "YEAH, WE FUCKING TAUGHT YOU A LESSON." He stormed off, feeling very proud of himself. England turned back to France and chuckled "Glad that's taken care of. Wouldn't wanna be the poor bastard controlling them in in the 21st century." France laughed. "Anyway, please, continue your story about S4's comically small !" THE END. tl;dr I insulted America.