American Revolution Explained.

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  1. ChaosLord

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    Once upon a time, England and France were having a spot of Tea.

    "And so I said to S4, 'U MAD?' " England said, as he finished another hilarious British joke.
    They both laughed.

    Unfortunately, this was soon cut off as the soon-to-be USA intruded on the scene.

    "Yo, bitch." he said in his toughest voice, trying to scare England shitless.

    England yawned and lul'd briefly, before asking what this wannabe country wanted.

    "WE WANT INDEPENDANCE, HOE. LET'S FIGHT FOR IT." America replied.

    England shot America a confused look, before leaning towards France and whispering
    "Who the fuck is this moron?"

    France looked America over and answered "I believe that is America."

    "You mean that country that's going to fuck itself up majorly in the future?"

    "Oui oui."

    England looked back at America and smiled. "Very well. You're free to go."

    America was stunned by the response but eventually managed to let out a response... typical of the America: "YEAH, WE FUCKING TAUGHT YOU A LESSON."

    He stormed off, feeling very proud of himself.

    England turned back to France and chuckled "Glad that's taken care of. Wouldn't wanna be the poor bastard controlling them in in the 21st century."

    France laughed.
    "Anyway, please, continue your story about S4's comically small penis!"

    THE END.

    tl;dr I insulted America.
     
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    Atleast you cared enough to check up on me, S4. I love you, buddy!
     
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    HEY. This is a legit story! I googled it myself!
     
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    oh ok.

    you need to add an 100% canon mark to the story then.
     
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    I think Tara Gilesbie would like to write stories with you.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT NIGGA
     
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    SSSHHHH You make me cum, but I don't fucking tell everyone, do I? Jeez, you need to keep shit like this quiet.
     
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    Good idea. Our writing skills are both beyond anything humanly achievable.

    SARCASM SENSORS. FLAILING.
     
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    LUL. I only do it for you, S4. Entertaining you is the only reason I'm here.
     
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    Well, since I'm the only social contact you'll get in your asspergic life...
     
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    I think S4 will win this. He has a big heart.

    Lolwut?
     
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    Exactly! Unlike everyone else, you're bringing me social contact. You must REALLY love me... Wanna meet up?
     
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    No, on second thoughts, maybe you should ask your mother why she didn't abort you. It'll entertain you for an hour and after that you can go back to masturbating to Asian porn.
     
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    I did ask! Turns out she didn't realise she was pregnant, till I was 8 months in... (She's extremely fat. Like, full-time McDonald's Employee, fat).

    Totally not making that up.
     
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    Why can't we just be civilized and blame the niggers for your differences?
     
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    Because Chaoslord is an Autistic, which is my 3rd least favourite race.
     
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    I see logic in your reasoning...
    VERY WELL.

    Break out the Blacky Genocide Virus!
     
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    Well, it could have been a negro's fault.
    For all we know, when he was basking in the fat uterus of his mother a random blackie strolled along and punched her right in the gut fucking up his brain making him an Asspie. So, you should pay him money because he's disabled and America is filled with a bunch of pussies who feel bad for fucked up people (and minorities).

    Just a theory.
     
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    Wait, I get money out of this deal?

    I think you should go along with it, S4. Gimme cash.
     
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    American taxes are ghey.

    All hail the master race. Namely us Germans. Fuck the disabled, we're too busy being awesome to care about your worthless legs! SCUM!
     
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    Heyheyhey, I'm British anyway.
    I'll freely offer myself up to any genetic recoding experiments, if you can turn me ...'German'. I don't wanna be associated with ChavLand.
     
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    Aww, did those chavs bully you for going to special needs classes?
     
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    If only you let Herr Doktor Mengele continue his eugenics research. Fuckin' Allies fucked everything up.
    In other words, enjoy your riots, there's nothing we can do about your... your disease.
     
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    Yes... *tear*
    But it's kewl. I shat in the urinal and locked them in with it. Set me back another 2 years of special needs.
     
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    Why are you even speaking to this faggot?