Am I Shitposting Correctly?

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by SuzanneMarie, May 1, 2012.

  1. SuzanneMarie

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    If not, is there a guideline I could read?

    See REDHEADS $ GINGERS thread for examples of me shitposting.
     
  2. uberfukken

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    this thread is a perfect example of shitposting. gg
     
  3. Helix

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  4. oddguy

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  5. Die In A Fire

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  6. oddguy

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    Daughter.
     
  7. Die In A Fire

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    Same thing
     
  8. oddguy

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    Is that any way to talk about our baby?
     
  9. Aroukar

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    Properly addressing someone is a mark of refinement. Good job.
     
  10. Die In A Fire

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  11. oddguy

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    She will grow up to be a crackwhore if you don't start paying attention to her.
     
  12. Die In A Fire

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    She already is one thanks to you.
     
  13. oddguy

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    I was a good dad to her.
    I told her to stay in school and shit... it's you who never showed her love.
     
  14. Die In A Fire

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    You are a liar. A deceiver. I was the one who told her to stay in school not you. You told her to wear shorter skirts in school and shake her ass more.
     
  15. oddguy

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    I never said that!
    I can't go to work AND raise our daughter!
    You never do anything,you never cook or clean or help with our little girl. All you do is sit around and drink martinis !
     
  16. Die In A Fire

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    OH YOU FUCKING LIAR!!! You said all of that nasty SHIT!!!! You're a fucking pedo.
     
  17. oddguy

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    I should have listened to my mother and never married you!
    She was right about you... You are nothing but a whore who only wanted me so you could get your visa.
     
  18. Die In A Fire

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    Oh please. I got my own fuckin' visa. You fucking touch kids and shit you should be in jail.
     
  19. oddguy

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    Whatever... You are so drunk all the time I have no idea what's even going on.
     
  20. Die In A Fire

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    Uh you're the one who's drunk all the time. You don't know how to be a proper father.
     
  21. oddguy

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    I gave this family everything! I was a wonderful father!
     
  22. Die In A Fire

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    Uh no I was working all the time and you just sat on your ass smoking weed and drinking, telling our fuckin' kids to act like nasty hoes.
     
  23. oddguy

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    I don't see how you being passed out drunk on the couch every day by 5 in the afternoon is "working".
     
  24. Die In A Fire

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  25. SuzanneMarie

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    My new parents are way more fun than the old ones.
     
  26. Harpoons

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    There's some quality shitposting going on in this thread.
     
  27. Die In A Fire

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    SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE???