Am I pregnant?

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  1. gigantopithecus

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    I was with my boyfriend and he leaned in to kiss me and I think I tasted his sperm and I think I might be pregnant and what shud i do???????
     
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  3. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    stick your tongue in his mouth and rub his crotch
     
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    Throw yourself down a flight of stairs repeatedly until you successfully break your neck. That will ensure that any baby will not come to term.
     
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    Lol like any1 would went 2 fuck u, u wer prolly rape
     
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    Not even that,no rapist would have such low standars to do that.
     
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    then how did u was born?
     
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    Planning a school shooting because muh feelings.
    My mom was atractive thats why she was raped.Unlike OP.
     
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    You ppl im serus i think im ptegany wut shud i do!!!!!!!!
    Ps typing on a tiny android phone is fucking hard.
     
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    Abortion yourself.
     
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    I request you reset his like count, seeing as its been falsified
     
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    This seems to be a fucking theme here as of late.
     
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    Lol its spring :D
     
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    Who's that?
     
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    FUCK YOU, STOP WASTING YOUR TIME POSTING GAY PONY FANFICTION ABOUT COPROPHILIA AND BALLOON UNICORNS. GO TAKE A SHOWER AND WASH THE DRIED CUM OUT OF YOUR ROLLS AND GO OUTSIDE. SEE THAT BIG FLAMING BALL? THAT'S THE FUCKING SUN, IT WON'T KILL YOU, YOU AGORAPHOBIC FAGGOT.
     
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    what's that about caps lock? it's cruse control for cool you say?

    my word.
     
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    @gigantopithecus I thought you were a dude? Dudes can't get pregnant. I think. (I should probably Google that just to be on the safe side.)
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    anything could happen with the wrecked life you got slut, next time get a facial to make sure you don't get knocked up.
     
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