Am I popular enough for a personal army request?

Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by madh8r, Dec 15, 2011.

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Will you join my personal army?

  1. Yes, you are an excellent rapper and I want favors from you

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  2. No, that is a violation of EDF2:EB TOS and get out of here with that Squall741 bullshit newfag

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  1. madh8r

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    So this "club promoter" texts my friend at least once a day. I told him to just text "stop" and it'll probably stop. What has come instead is a barrage of texts, usually sent ten times in a row. Some examples "fuck u nigga!!!" "HoWo Hartz Gang HWHG" "bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch". After a little tough guy work, it has been confirmed these guys are indeed anonymous pussies who are not interested in a bro down, but would rather spam my friends inbox. I have not yet cracked this egg, I'm looking for something that will send a thousand texts. I could do it now technically with an autohotkey but I think it will take too long for my grandoise ambitions. I want to fuck his inbox.
     
  2. skylerconcarne

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    If you have an android you can download a textbomb app.
     
  3. madh8r

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    and if I don't have an android, and I want my internet friends to participate in my revenge? I can text bomb on my own, but I want a text atom bomb. I want like eight heads doing 1000 text bombs a piece. go downlaod the firfox imacro and go to txtmsg4u.com
     
  4. skylerconcarne

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    I don't know why I'm doing this but I'm down. I got imacro what now?
     
  5. madh8r

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    I'm having problems. Now go to txtmsg4u.com. Click record and fill out the form, using a fake number as the sender. Click stop record, and then click play. Make sure you set it 1000 or however many you want to send. Send whatever funny message you want. I will send you the number via personal messages.
     
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    will watch you do it though.
     
  7. madh8r

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    I'm having some serious trouble my reliable txtmsg4u.com is not recognizing this number :( it might be over before it begins
     
  8. madh8r

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    scratch that I'm up and running 9000 texts straight to the dome from his friends cell number
     
  9. madh8r

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    but i can't hang out and talk about it aparently I'll tell you how it went in the morning. So far it's 78 texts and counting. They all say white power
     
  10. MrGask

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    I'm in. I always wanted to be a hacker on steroids.
     
  11. skylerconcarne

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    Up and running. 9001 loops while I sleep.
     
  12. oddguy

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    if i was any good at this shit i'd help you.
    Sadly,i'm not.
     
  13. madh8r

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    YAY EVERYONE THAT HELPS!
    1. Download firefox addon imacros
    2. go to txtmsg4u.com
    3 hit record on your imacro
    4. fill out the info, give the first number as reciever and the second number as sender, make sure theres no subject, enter don't know for provider, click submit
    5. click send new text
    6. click stop
    7. set to loop to 9001
    8. ???
    9. Madh8r owes you a solid, and you just learned how to text bomb!
    714-272-5320
    714-272-8269
    EDIT: for added lulz use multiple tabs at the same time, just be sure not to tell your imacro to close your tabs
     
  14. Weezus Christ

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    your problem sounds like something a junior high kid would care about and pretty much nobody else, so im sure you will get plenty of soldiers here.
     
  15. oddguy

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    ill do it when i get home.
     
  16. madh8r

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    It's going very well if anyone is wondering. He has sent two texts today. "tel ur faggot hacker friends I'm coming"and"this isnt over"
    lol this isn't over. No shit
     
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  18. madh8r

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    You could have just voted no
     
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    In a special, very limited time offer, I will crank call and abuse the living shit out of this dude over skype.
     
  20. madh8r

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    YAY! 714-272-5320 thanks bro I owe you one
    EDIT: his shitty wigger playback music should be enough to make you raeg
     
  21. Atomic_Joe

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    Gotta co-ordinate with Beefrave. GOTTA MAKE THE MAGIC.
     
  22. madh8r

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    tears of joy
     
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    Done.
     
  24. madh8r

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    Absolutely safe behind a proxy. The internets are completely safe and you have nothing to worry about. No one will evar find you.
     
  26. madh8r

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    I'm gonna do it I think. If i get behind two proxies Craig won't care enough to find me
     
  27. Seku

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    I didn't use a proxy. Am I cool yet?
     
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    WHATS THIS NIGGAS NAME
     
  30. hkh

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    people who have P.A. requests are fucking faggots
    obviously you are too much of a pussy to deal with people yourself

    wow fuck off and die

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