All avid smyd posturs must take this oath

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  1. DocEvil

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    I swear by God this sacred oath that I shall render unconditional obedience to Docevil, the Führer of SMYD and posters, supreme commander , and that I shall at all times be ready, as a brave poster, to give my posting career for this oath.
     
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    get off his dick already.
     
  3. DocEvil

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    no i respect authority unlike some

    smyd is all about respecting authority
     
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    Nah thats alright, cheers mate
     
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    it should read more like this:

    I as an avid smyd poster am now a gigantic faggot, please rape my face
     
  6. DocEvil

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    if you respected authority you woulda did a better job as an admin.
     
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    woah harsh
     
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    But true.
     
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    docevil are you gunn take that shit?
     
  13. DocEvil

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    yeah im a little faggot babby :(
     
  14. rst8

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    BE A MAN DAMMIT
     
  15. DocEvil

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    what do you want me to say rst?
     
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    I promise to keep this oath.

    What now?
     
  17. rst8

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    And I swear...

    By the moon and the stars...

    You know the rest.
     
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    I swear by God this sacred oath that I shall render unconditional obedience to rst8, the Führer of SMYD and posters, supreme commander , and that I shall at all times be ready, as a brave poster, to give my posting career for this oath.

    Ok done <3
     
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    rst8 is a nigger compared to DocEvil.
     
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    LOL_WUT?
     
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    Threads like this are the reason why no one gives a shit about SMYD.
     
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    I understand the logic behind this thread now.
     
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    And it's posts like this that are the reason why you are universally regarded as a mouthbreather who enjoys tentacle raping him/herself.
     
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    I swear by God this sacred oath that I shall render unconditional obedience to Docevil, the Führer of SMYD and posters, supreme commander , and that I shall at all times be ready, as a brave poster, to give my posting career for this oath.​
     
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    How about you fuck off and die already? Nah, I'm just kidding.