All Atheists are dumb

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    Atheists are claiming God doesnt exist
    They are making the claim, so the burden of proof is on them
    They cannot prove it
    Atheists are believing in baseless claims while saying religion people do
    discuss how stupid atheist are
     
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    Dialogue from the movie Year One

    Oh: Perhaps there is no god.
    Zed: Then nothing would mean anything.
    Oh: Perhaps that is the point.
    Zed: That is stupid.
    Oh: No, you are stupid.
     
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    OP is correct.
    OP is also a gigantic faggot.
    The fact OP was correct proves there is no God.
    OP is swallowed by his own anus in a physical example of this paradox.
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    Also, does being created by aliens count as intelligent design? I think, if religions wish to remain relevant, they should change their masters from deities to aliens.
     
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    Atheists are fucking stupid.
    Christians are fucking stupid.
    Let's all put on our dunce caps and an hero.
     
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    Piss off, Akula.
     
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    well said ak



    how unusual - fatty is a faggot
     
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    Saying "each side is retarded" is retarded and only a retard would use such a retarded sentence.
     
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    I'm agnostic you dunce.
     
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    Exactly.
     
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    I don't understand this reply.
    Please explain.
     
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    This is an example of a strawman argument. Atheism does not mean the assertion of god not existing, it simply describes a lack of belief in a god.

    What you are describing is both "explicit atheism" and "positive atheism". But most atheists are implicit atheists:


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Implicit_and_explicit_atheism

    Of those who are explicit atheists, most are negative atheists:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_and_positive_atheism

    So what you are describing is only a small minority of atheists and not all of them. Study up, chum.
     
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    There are many stupid atheists and many, many stupid scientists. They claim The Big Bang Theory explains the origins of The Universe but if you ask them what triggered The Singularity most of them have no idea what you are talking about and the ones that do have no answer. This just goes to show how Science can be exactly like Religion when people start to believe this shit. If the Universe suddenly sprung into existence billions of years ago then evolution is a direct product of The Big Bang. If something triggered The Big Bang then that means The Universe is a direct product of evolution, making their entire argument that there is no Creator completely ridiculous. But neither argument really matters because you can never prove how The Universe was created. It is an endless enigma swallowing itself over and over again. You are The Universe and it is you.

    "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End."
     
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    But if man cums from apes how cum ther r still apes
     
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    Yet atheist says nothing about the individual and only refers to the individuals concepts and understanding of what God is and isn't and provides as much specifics as calling something a mammal.

    An atheist is only an atheist in reference to conceptions of God they know of but an agnostic, or rather ignorant, to the conceptions they don't. Ergo when Dawkins said the chance God doesn't exist is less than 99.999999 etc % he explicitly refers to God in reference to all religions that ever existed and ever will which naturally precludes 3 points : a transcendent category of religion exists, his concept of God is transcendent, and God can be measured in human terms included in which is existence and nonexistence.

    That's just off the bat what I can see, there's more stupid shit in his shallow attempt at $$$ but I'd be halfassed to look unless I was trolling him and I may do just that. He actively responds to trolls on his webforum: http://www.richarddawkins.net/discussions

    He doesn't call it a forum u gais b/c he's far too professional for that.

     
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    Ape is a term that refers to the broader classification of hominoids of which we, chimps, gorillas and such are all emmbers of.

    We all come from common ancestors who are not the same as our current cousins.
     
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    How does he respond? Because I think it would be funny if he got fired from his job for unprofessional conduct on the internet.
     
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    I steel dnt believ ther wos dinosurs
     
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    A good deal Atheists are dumb faggot just wasting time arguing with fundamentalist Christians.Having been raised in a Christian household by my superior German father. It's better to just live and let live.

    Nothing irritates a misguided hardcore atheist more than acceptance. Dirty DUTCH gypsys know this well.
     
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    Oh I get it this is satire lol
     
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    Implying christians don't do it with Jesus

    JESUS MAAAH SAVIOR <3
     
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    You ever notice how atheists have a militant lesbian kind of vibe about them. And whenever someone mentions religion in some way, shape, or form you can usually expect some atheist to give you some passive aggressive look or make some scathing remark at you for being a sheep, and totally disregard any point or reference to said mentioning of religion. Seriously, you might say something like "long story short...Jesus said, Haters gonna hate" or like "have you tried that Jesus bread in the frozen food isle, Ezekiel bread or whatever, fucking good," and if there's an atheist around, watch out and expect to hear something about a flying spaghetti monster. Atheists are a lot like a New Yorker jumping at the chance to give you directions somewhere, the only reason they do it is to show off how much they know and how much better than you they are.
     
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    Because that's totally not what christians are doing on this thread