Aliens want our jewgolds mann

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  1. John84

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    Great-granddaughter of Dwight Eisenhower says it's aliens too. Lawl.

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    The Jedi came here 30,000 years ago to create mankind just so that they can eventually barter with us for our gold? Why not just not create man at all and then take all the gold for themselves? These people obviously have not thought this out as thoroughly as I have.
     
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    For the drama, obviously

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    To believe that Aliens only want Humanity's gold is stupid because there are plenty of places out in space with much more resources that would be easier to access. The Aliens have more objectives than simply that, based on the cultures that talk about Aliens (for example in Peru they are called Star Brothers) are about teaching morality to mankind.

    To think they have some evil objective is unfathomable simply because if they were, would we be here having this discussion or would we all be working in the diamond mines?

    Aliens are obviously hermeticists (they themselves wouldn't use that term) and are still subject to the same laws of The All that we humans are.
     
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    So Prawns want our jewgolds?
     
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    I know that hermeticism is real on Earth, then it is consistent throughout the multiverse. So you are the dumb one.
     
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    My fuck is full of aliens.
     
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    what's the name of that crazy dude from the History channel in op's pic?
     
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    Is there a reason you're so stupid?
     
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    ALLLLLLLLLLLLIENS
     
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    Aliens would face the same problems we face getting to, say, Alpha Centauri. It's unlikely that they know about us at all. If they exist.
     
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    Warp drive.
     
  18. Baya Rae 4900

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    Dude electro magnetic fields distort spacetime the earth does that, since Gravity is just the electro-magnetic attraction of matter towards other matter, Magnets basically distort space as well, and warp drive is just using matter/antimatter to create plasma to power a series of coils which generate pulses of magnetic energy to distort space to contract it in front and expand behind and the ship rides this shockwave to it's destination.

    It's not impossible, just bullshit.
     
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    "Never" is a word that doesn't exist in science, Snorlax. An Alcubierre drive and traversable wormholes are both valid methods of traveling at what would appear to be FTL speeds, but without actually contradicting relativity theory.

    Short story shorter: you know nothing @Snorlax Rae 4900.
     
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    So... giant magnets, is your answer?

    (Fucking magnetic fields, how do they work?)

    Evidence, please.
     
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    Wow! Albuquerque Drive i never heard of it,
    Made in Albuquerque i presume?

    anyway, Snorlax, Ever heard of Magnatars? they are Stars that collapsed and nothing was left except highly magnetized matter, they are static stars more or less, but they are so fucking powerful they are like a giant magnet in space, you cannot get very close to them without them ripping all the iron out of your body and liquifying your bodily tissues.
    basically giant magnets can be used to create thrust by propelling the vessel itself by warping the surrounding fabric of space to push it.
     
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    Do our Marcab overlords know about this ?
     
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    Theory's all well and good but where's the actual, physical evidence?

    So what you're saying is that the technology (or rather the precept for the technology) exists but there's not a chance in hell of us ever using it.

    Actually, this gives me an idea for some decent body armour...
     
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    Lol what's up with @Beefcake descending from his ivory tower to argue with Snorlax?

    Anyway, they say the Aliens want our gold. Then why go to earth, p sure there are places in the universe where there is more gold to be had.
     
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    So it was Xenu's plan all this time.
     
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    It came from an apple that fell on Isaac Newton's head, everyone knows this.