Aliens, Jesus & Granny Bashin'

Discussion in 'News' started by Lyle, Jun 25, 2012.

  1. Lyle

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    What do they all have in common?
    Alien Jesus.
    Christians are such hypocrites lol​
     
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    Shit, he sounds like a bad-ass at parties.
     
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    Bath salts, the new favorite excuse

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    Rubber bullets? What happened to .45 ACP rounds?
     
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    like his t-shirt. Also:

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  8. Ryfyle

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    My only issue, of which none of us brought up, can these bath salt fiends be dispatched easily with ten gauge slugs?
     
  9. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Bath Bombs.
    Baking soda.
    Salts.

    Bath salts are fucking awesome.
     
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    'I hate you and I want to kill you today,'
     
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    Who the hell has a ten gauge? Im sure one exists, but that's a ludicrously uncommon caliber. My guess is you were trying for "twelve gauge", but all you know about guns is COD so you fucked it up like the faggot you are.

    I forsee a campaign of further scaremongering against bath salts. Notice how these stories are basically the same as the PCP stories about people eating shit and shit, and the LSD stories about people eating themselves? Its all scare mongering and you guys KEEP posting stories from the daily mail. Please @zaiger add in an autoban for anyone posting a dailymail link in the news section.
     
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    I am high on bath salts right now.
     
  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    EUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
     
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    He doesnt look very "white" to me!
     
  16. Lyle

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    Scare mongering is very lulzy stuff, considering how much people panic when they hear on the news about flesh eating bacteria on their bananas and strawberries. It is a form of trolling, and thus, worthy of EDF.

    Oh Lawdy!
     
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    What is this COD you speak of?
    Seriously, I spare no expense to have a chance to render a man torso into soup stock in self defense. Last I checked you can 10 gauge shotgun slugs for 8 dollars per box, and Ithaca sell a semi-automatic shotgun chambered for that round.
    In the unfortunate case of bath salt fiend assault, could anyone blame you for using 959. JDJ round in self defense? Really depends on the negrosity of your attacker really.
     
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    Negrosity.

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    ^COD fag detected.
     
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    Could you have thought of anything better? Could you put dust on an ounce more of the spice effort. I could go anywhere else and get a retort a thousands time less generic than "COD Fag".

    Another question, why do these hallucinations always have religious context.
     
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    Because in the bible Angels would give people these magic lil pills and they would eat them, and see things.
    In Ezekiels Vision he is given a magic pill and takes it and sees the sky open up, a ball weel thing of fire and chariots and things i didn't really remember.
     
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    In the movie, The Matrix which is a drug PSA advertisement, we see what happens when Neo takes a red pill from an absolute stranger, who is also Black and hangs around in an abandoned derelict house which is not a good sign.He takes it, and see's weird shit like a mirror rippling like water and when he touches it, it makes his hand all shiny and reflective then it spreads, and he wakes up in a giant pod and a machine comes along and unplugs him and then he gets flushed out and picked up by a flying spaceship. and he finds out humanity is battery for machines.

    Kids Don't do drugs.
     
  23. PerpetuallyAroused

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    you seriously did not mean a 10 gauge, I bet you got down on your knees and PRAYED that one existed so you wouldn't be humiliated.