Alicia Silverstone Feeds Her Kid like a Bird

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  1. TheBrickBalls

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    It's as the author of the article said, premasticated food is sold at stores in the form of Gerber food and contains none of the pathogens that can be transmitted via the filthiest part of the human body second only to the asshole. I don't know what point she's trying to prove by filming and uploading this video, but it's extremely dangerous to do what she's doing when in the event she's got a stomach flu. Dogs are supremely more qualified to feed their pups in this manner as they have cleaner mouths than humans, surprisingly.

    I'm not joking when I say this: a search for "premastication bird feeding" gives me endless results for Alicia and her feeding method. This includes the image search where pictures of birds feeding this way are bumped out thanks to her posting the video wherever and it going viral.

    What's your take on it?

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    Seems legit.

    While one could presumable pass disease this way, back in the days before booster shots and vaccines, this is how children developed immunities.
     
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    Nothing shows mama's love like regurgitated food.

    I thought it was by breast feeding.
     
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    Same concept.
     
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    I hate babies, they should choke on prechewed food.
     
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    Eh, I'm sure that this is a great way to build up kid's immunities. It's also fucking gross and weird.
     
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    Ok, lets leave amateur immunology aside. The REAL way a kid develops immunities is through breast milk. The reason why most early formula derivatives were unsuccesful was because it lacked specific carbohydrates int he milk EXPLICITLY to encourage the growth of specific gut flora.

    I'm really annoyed at the people who think that vaccines and boosters somehow "weaken" people against other diseases. Not the case, being dirty or "clean" does not significantly alter your exposure to bacteria. There are more bacterial cells ON you than there are cells in your entire body. Childhood vaccinations are an incredible triumph of the modern world. Mumps, measles, and polio vaccines have reduced infant mortality sooooo much. So whether you encounter a few billion more or less makes JACK shit of difference. This is just stupid, attention seeking veganism. Seriously, why do you have to CHEW it. You can afford a goddamn blender. You could transfer a herpes simplex like this, and infants can DIE from herpes simplexes.
     
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    That's just ridiculous.
     
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    This would be so much better if they were both dressed as birds.
     
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    swishy you have 0 room to talk. She's still a thousand times the mother you'll never be.
     
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    I'm not going to deprive my child of anything or feed it like a damn bird. Don't hate be because you "ain't" me.
     
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    Why would I be jealous of you? You live in south carolina. Also I'm rich and beautiful.
     
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    Rich and beautiful, my ass. Don't be mad because I live at the beach, make lots of money and am not carrying your child.
     
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    Did you mean to say more types of bacterial cells ON you than are in your entire body, because no one can possibly believe what you wrote.
     
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    Let's hope you don't accidentally drown one day.
     
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    Yes, let's hope for that.
     
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    I hope you accidentally drown one day.
     
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    MrGask, do you really want to get into science again? You got your ass kicked last time
    The average human body consists of 10 trillion cells.
    There are about 100 trillion bacteria on your skin
    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080603085914.htm
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_microbiome

    mr gask. You're fucking stupid.
     
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    Don't you have to live with like 4 roomates? Not a sign of making a ton of money. Also you live in south. carolina. I don't know how much clearer I can make that.
     
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    either I'm hallucinating or you've posted something that I agree with.
     
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    Well I am a scientist, and alot smarter than @MrGask who is currently sulking at being owned so hard.
     
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    That's not noice!

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    Neato!
     
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    the fact ANYONE ON EARTH gives a shit about alicia silverstone is at least a hundred times more distressing than her baby birding techniques.
     
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    I even forgot she was still alive.
     
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    I've never heard of this vegan pussy. But they're pretty much all the same.

    Btw, just because you know how to use Wikipedia doesn't make you a scientist.
     
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    You've never seen Clueless?
     
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    Hi sock of @MrGask who has still not responded to his owning. And I knew that fact beforehand. I was just pointing out, by showing him not ONE but TWO sources. that it was well documented. Also the hours I spend in a lab every week make me a scientist nigga.