Alcohol brought me to ED

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Oktober, May 5, 2012.

  1. Oktober

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    Hey all of you. I found this site one night when I was drunk. 3 years later I've finally stopped lurking. So I'll introduce myself with a question for all of you:

    Any of you enjoy drinking and browsing?
     
  2. oddguy

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    Go back to lurking and drink yourself to death.
    <3
     
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  4. Oktober

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    That's how I intend on dying. Face on my keyboard covered in beer.
     
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    Not all the time, but I sometimes, like now, browse high.
     
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    Just make sure to close the browser before dying of alcohol poisoning.
    Save your family the embarassment of finding out you died at the computer looking up weird disturbing shit on the net.
     
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    Hi shitdick
     
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    Browsing EDF drunk is depressing no matter who you are. Congratulations on nothing. Now, you're pretty much going to dance like a money for our amusement.

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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  11. Rev

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    Now I'm here, bitches. Niggas gonna die.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    You got picked on a lot in your formative years huh?
     
  13. Rev

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    Define formative.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    from when you first went to kindergarten to when you finished school.
     
  15. Rev

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    I didn't attend kindergarten.
     
  16. Rev

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    And never finished school.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Was the bullying that bad?
     
  18. Rev

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    I was the bully... :3.
     
  19. Oktober

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    I dunno. Discovering my corpse in front of the 'Offended' page would be pretty fucking lulzy.
     
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    welcome!!! :nyan:
     
  21. CallMeMaggot

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    A truly intimidating vision, the terror of the playground
     
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    This is what they say right before something unlulzy ruins the surprise.

    Just ask the bloke that was found dead and cemented to his own chair in is own shit.
     
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    I was thinking that at first, but you don't want a page with furry porn and underage loli stuff on it.
     
  24. inquire or hack

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    Some on here are drunk, some are high... There are also the few, like The Member Formerly Known As Baya, who are in complete denial.
    There are probably also some closet tweakers, since I've heard those folks are more common than one might think.
     
  25. Harpoons

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    After 3 fucking years of lurking, that's your big question?

    I'm guessing that comprehension's not your strong suit.

    Hopefully you're good a lifting heavy things or have a nice tight ass, because if you have neither of these attributes, you're destined to end up pushing a shopping cart around while talking to your invisible friends.

    Fuck you.

    Welcome to EDF (although after 3 years, you should just get Ronny's shitdick in your mouth).
     
  27. Rev

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    See that cigarette? It's going in your eye socket.
     
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    Cigarettes only make you look cool if you don't resemble an autistic twelve year old.
     
  29. Rev

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    Im 12 years old and what is this
     
  30. Baya Rae 4900

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    You must be posting from rehab. Welcome, welcome. There's a few users on here who're in rehab so you'll have plenty of company. If you need help, don't hesitate to ask one of the other mods.