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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    @Akula is grounded (whatever that means)
    You cannot ground a submarine or a shark or any kind of ocean thing.

    But anyway, it's because he didn't do his Spanish III something,
    Fuck spanish, you should be able to call Youth services to arrest a parent who forces their Children to learn a shit language.

    )( they should be teaching kids something useful like Morse Code, how many of you know morse code? exactly, pathetic you can send morse code long distances with anything even a shiny knife blade reflecting sunlight.

    @Aroukar

    Fuck Mexicans, they don't even speak their own language anymore, and they should not be expected to have everyone speak their language for them when they came over illegally.
     
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    Morse code isn't practical either faggot.

    Sign language is better.

    But Spanish is a cunt language.
     
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    I'm in the International Baccalaureate Program. My only choices at my school were Spanish, or French, and I had no background in French.
    I'm switching to the Collegiate program at my local college, and I'll probably take Greek or Latin.
    Plus my mom ended up still allowing me to keep my netbook, since I need it for homework, although she constantly looks over...
     
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    Your post was slightly incoherent. I have no idea why you have summoned me.
     
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    **Russian, Greek, or Latin***
     
  6. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Morse code IS practical.
    It's just Dots and Dashes.
    You can even use a flashlight with a blink switch to do it.

    I checked out sign language, it is worth learning.
    actually probably easier than morse code, it has an alphabet and all you have to do is memorize and get reflexive with making the signs.
     
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    I summon you whenever i need a Wingman to pull aside young whipper snappers by the ear and tell them all about how "In my day" and how technology today is going in the wrong direction and things worked better before.

    @Akula
    Maths Literacy and Science is all you really need to be good at.
    Anything else is life skills like cooking, cleaning a house, paying your bills staying organized and making a resume to go for a job.
     
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    ...Then I can have Shizune as my waifu!
    but Rin will always be my favorite
     
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    That was a little sarcastic, but how fucking old are you?
     
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    I'm taking Geometry, Trigonometry, and Physics at the moment, so, I'm good there.
    Plus my personal library filled up an IKEA bookshelf.
    I'm an OK cook (I'm learning at the moment), I know how to clean, and I'm pretty good with $$$.
    I'm getting a job next month, so it will bring in the cash.
    Resumes are easy, I made one awhile ago.
     
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    Understandable, you're a demigod.
     
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    Nope.
    Just a Gaylord from Gaylifrey
     
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    I am neither slave nor subject to your whims. In the meantime I will read anything you refer me to, but not necessarily deign to respond.
     
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    Does that limit the aging process?
     
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    Regeneration was something we developed through evolution as a way to combat AIDS and continue to live.
    @Akula Resume's are not easy, you have to bullshit but not lie outright, you have to use brevity and say allot without saying much.

    @Aroukar I'm not bossing you around, i just like what you have to say about things, don't you use/used morse code? :(
     
  18. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Fuck you too.
     
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    My parents are lawyers. When I had to fill out the form for Publix, I made my answers near perfect but left two errors to make me seem more human.
    My mom's good at that stuff, if only she was good at parenting, lol.
     
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    Oh, like the aging process in a jellyfish.

    When the jellyfish reaches the end cycle of it's life it sheds it's body and regenerates.

    Unfortunately though over time cell death and brain death will occur, so it's only quasi-immortality.
     
  21. ExplosiveDiareah

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    JEWS
     
  22. Akula

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    I think my dad might be Jewish. It only gets passed down by your mother.
    Thus, I am not Jewish, since my mom is a diehard Lutheran.
     
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    The basis of telegraph. Dashes and dots.

    Note: This certainly catches my attention.
     
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    I want to learn Binary.
     
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    Fucking piece of shit just crammed it together even though i put the right number of spaces.
     
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    A Yiffy's post, incoherent?

    No way!

    I use it to get some of that, yep

    But I agree, it stinks
     
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    I didn't know; now I know better.,
     
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    @Akula , how do you feel about your parents?