Akin for some rape

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    Sauce: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...pread-gop-criticism-call-to-exit-senate-race/

    Lol, how did someone get onto the House Committee for Science and Technology without understanding how the reproductive system works? And why didn't anyone say anything before about fortune-telling uteruses?

    Todd Akin, first-class slinger of bullshit, I salute you.
     
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    Other than that...
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    Also, while going through that I found this. LOL notice how all the provinces which have such massive rates of (r)ape also have a black population of over 90%. That's probably just a coincidence.
     
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    I think I saw an anti-rape device that is like a guillotine. Wouldn't want to be the poor sap with half of my dick in some girl's vagina.
     
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    It'd be funny if a girl wearing that forgot to take it out and then engaged in intercourse with her significant other. Wait, funny isn't the right word. Tragic. Yeah, it'd be tragic.
     
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    Akins knows that all women are askin' for it and that they intentionally allow their bodies to make babby to use them. Also, if God didn't want them to have babby he would stop it via miscarriage. Only God can sanction abortions.

    Side note: Female box turtles can retain semen for up to 7 years to fertilize their eggs.

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    can the republican alienate any more of americans....
    they already pissed out half the electorate by hating women's reproductive rights.
     
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    How informative. From what I understand of this comment, rape probably comes in degrees, and the woman's reproductive function, according to southern sex ed, shuts down in "legitimate rape."
    Maybe the real discussion is what these degrees are.

    "Almost Rape"
    "Can't Tell if Rape"
    "Probably Rape"
    "Marriage Rape(Not really rape in God's eyes)"
    "Legitimate Rape"
    "Super Rape(women's body becomes confused and attempts to conceive rape baby twins)"

    The world becomes a fascinating place when you throw logic out the window.
     
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    This is the most important point in this thread so far.
     
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    Update: GOP has pulled funding from Akin's race in Missouri.
    Lawl, I guess implying that chicks are "asking for it" literally was a bit too much for them to swallow :awesome:
     
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    get the government out of my uterus!
     
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    Oh mah gahd
    DA GUBBERMINT IS INSIDE TRIXIE
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    Wow,you must have one big cunt.to be able to fit that in there.
     
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    TAX MONEY SHOULD NOT PAY FOR ABORTIONS FUCK THAT SHIT

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    I was thinking she was like a Zord.
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    it's quite annoying...
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    @ 5pm, they all go home.

    it makes me a little gassy.
     
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    It has to be a racial joke somewhere there.

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    "Missile's got a lock... Deploying chaff... Going to burners... No joy, still locked... Go flares & chaff..."

    "no joy, no joy, missile still locked"

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    But was he talking about rape or rape rape?
     
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    The GOP has been doing that for years. The only reason they're up in a huff is that this guy is implying that women who got pregnant weren't actually raped. How is the GOP suppose to know which women are the sluttiest if there's a criterion for rape? I mean, only sluts get raped.
    Next time you shouldn't be wearing your "fuck-me" pumps is the GOP's stance on rape.
     
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    What girls want: rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
     
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    Rape is akin to sex if they're asleep:

    http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/so...f-ageing-male-politicians-20120821-24jpi.html

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