Africa and Vidya: The Missing Link

Discussion in 'Music, Movies & Media' started by Fatal Orgasm, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. Fatal Orgasm

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    Whether this will be moved to Gæmers or not i don't really care. Been wanting to rant about some stupid shit recently and i felt this is the time. So here we go

    We all know about Battlefield 3 and MW3, 2 of the most over hyped, pieces of shit that make fanboys go into a rage over everything. But after doing some digging on my own, i found a possible common link between these 2 very hated games, Africa.

    Now i know what your thinking, either A. OP is being a total faggot B. OP is trying to pull a Rice, which is possible or C. Who gives a fuck about a country where niggers role around in the mud? But take a gander at this:

    Africa is and always will be a war torn continent where niggers run around and shoot each other all day for territory, womenz, and water. Battlefield 3 is an open world game, full of destructible environments, vehicles , and yes, teamwork, because without them working together, they really can't accomplish anything now can they?

    Now here comes the MW3 part. Child soldiers are common in these battles, and as anyone person knows, you give a child a gun whose just about to hit puberty or already has, he's gonna want to blow the shit out of something, much like a MW3 fanboy. So they naturally will split off from the rest of the group and go run and gunning alone. This results in either two things, A. They get maybe a 5 kill streak before they die because they don't camp in the bush and wait for people to come along or B. They step into a possible minefield. Now that's where mindsweeper comes into play...

    You see what's going on here? The niggers have this all planned out in advance, like they know were gonna make games off their shenanigans, so maybe we are underestimating their lack of knowledge. You can take almost any game made today or in the past, and a good amount of the gameplay can be linked straight to what's going on in Africa. Of course like any African they expect handouts, so they'll never get compensated because lets face, the only people who care about Africa are rich white people who want to adopt.

    tl;dr African drama creates vidya
     
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    If this were true, then FIFA would have the most popular sports video games.
     
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    i liked the modern combat 2 battle field. this one kinda sucks. all new games haved sucked ass.
    also .
     
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    Americans don't like seeing a ball get kicked around, we like seeing grown men man handle each other

    what did i just watch? My dick just got suddenly harder
     
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    When i'm hard everyone knows it, cause that means someone is gonna die. or i'm just horny :raritywink:
     
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    most times people die though . from the honry ness/
     
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    and yet somehow i still live
     
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    Its always out and always shall be out
     
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    I take great pride in it
     
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    So wait, you didn't buy MW3?

    Do you have friends brah?
     
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    eventually as time passes, our games will start to resemble a clear picture of what is going on down in Africa take the pic for example. Photostop yes, true, yes, but taking a look at the themes, we can easily see were getting closer and closer to devolving.

    As kids crave more and more mindless fun, we to will start to turn into warring Niggers. its just a fact of life 378849_333747656644818_243379775681607_1339754_1524187500_n.
     
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    Rice? Oh no, it's an imposter.

    OT: Battlefield is better than MW3. This is a fact.
     
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    I don't play video games because I'm not some nerd and I don't waste my time, but whenever I hear about Call Of Duty on forums it is nothing but hatred. I don't think it's rated too highly buddy,
     
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    but you do sit on the internet trolling pretending to be a jesus freak lol gtfo. you are retarded. plus i fucked christ.
     
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    indeed...we should replace all the CoD and Battlefield discs with DVDs of My little Pony.
    Truly the ultimate cure.
     
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    Um no be quiet about that trolling nonsense we are beyond that by now.

    I am spending my time on the internet spreading the gift of God so that's the best I or anyone else can do.
     
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    Indeed, See me and CW are not so different. He is here spreading what he believes to be the truth in hopes that you can all unite under one religion and possibly go to heaven instead of burning in hell
    I am here spreading the actual truth so you can hopefully one day graze in equestria instead of being outcasted to the moon
     
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    Um no it is prove me wrong.
     
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    Prove ME wrong.
    Also..
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    I am pretty certain the totality of your posts does that just fine.
     
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    Um no I asked first.

    I could say that your posts make you an extreme Islam follower who likes candy corn, but that doesn't make it true.

    How about you try to find one of my posts that makes me wrong? Oh that's right you can't because there are none.
     
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    Fine, i guess my theory that equestria is heaven goes unchallanged then.
    you can all cheer at this glorious series of events.
     
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    Well while your theory [ding] is ignored (I would not lower myself to even discuss that), REALITY remains true.