Afgani Tries to Beat American High Score, Fails

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  1. MrGask

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    http://news.yahoo.com/afghan-policeman-kills-9-sleeping-fellow-officers-080904807.html
     
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    I find it strange that it didn't mention that he is was wearing a dress, or is that not him?
     
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    Well, nine is a good start
     
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    The pic is just some random arrestees (presumably in female dress to shame them). They didn't catch the guy who did this.
     
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    That's a nice dress.
     
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    who else thinks these guys aren't even sure what they're fighting for anymore?
     
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    Given that he proceeded to pile everyone's guns in a truck before escaping, I'd say this was probably a Taliban agent. A fine surprise attack, if a bit dishonorable.
     
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    the Taliban has no concept of honor it seems.
    and neither do we.
    the Taliban exists to make other people's lives miserable
    and so do we.
     
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    No,it's him. In the middle east it's custom to rape people after something like this. They were just getting him ready.
     
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    Honor is just a word killers use to justify themselves to those they have not killed yet.
     
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    It's Afghanistan, all those heathen fucks know is killing each other in the name of Jihad or whatever.
     
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    This is not female dress it is just how some tribes dress there, I have also seen pink sparkly taped AK47s.
    True. There is no god apparent when making the tough choices, like shooting the 10yo with the AK or a call for fires on a snipers nest that is in the middle of a populated town, it is really hard for some to cope with this so we replace god with Army Values Cards, misc1-big.
    ( It spells LDRSHIP, durp) And make up lil' rules to make it easier.

    The greatest humor in my life is watching new kids, get to the unit oh soooo gun-ho, aint afraid of nothing, bad ass ten foot cav scout pissing 7.62 and shiting tow missiles, HOOAH, HOOAH, HOOAH! First fire fight down range these are the faggots that start crying and begging to go home, it is these tears that sustain me.
     
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    You're full of Marine about the tribal dress though. Pakwaris dress like the guys in the far left background.
     
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    you get these everywhere, not just the military, it's fun watching them realize that what they're doing ISN'T easy and that they ARE going to have their asses handed to them.

    actually, the ass-handing bit is kinda ED's job
     
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    The Dari and Tajik fuckers dress colorfully like this quite a bit, the Pashtun on special occasions, I have never seen a uzbek dress like this though they all were the man dress:
    Afghanistan-men-clothes.
    I have a few sets of each from 2-3 deployment back, I'll digem' out and get my shit bag to take some pics in em (They don't come in 225lb+ sizes)
    Do civilians often literally piss their pants? I hope so, I get out soon.
     
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    Holy shit that is the greatest thing I've ever seen
     
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    Please do this, I have not had a good laugh at the expense of a service member since I got out.

    Edit: As a bonus, if he ever runs for office, you can tell everyone he is a secret Muslim.
     
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    not as often as in the military.
    not unless they're furries and are faced by a troll