Aelcoholics Thread

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Dr. Rice, Mar 7, 2012.

  1. Dr. Rice

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    Some people have made threads recently about parties in which they get drunk and shit, but none of that faggot Pussytown shit will be happening in this thread. This thread is dedicated to true aelcoholics who get drunk at a moment's notice for no real reason. Currently I am drinking a dark rum called Kraken (YARGHHH!!!!). It is amazing with coke (both kinds). I have to finish editing an analysis essay I wrote about Pride and Prejudice and I must get it finished before I get too shitfaced to work.


    Some of the residents of Pussytown might say "But isn't it wrong to get shitfaced on a Tuesday? Especially if you are just recovering from a cold?" Pffff, typical Pussytown propaganda, drinking after overcoming an illness will get you more fucked up for less, meaning you can have more aelochol for a later date.


    So for all those true patriots of are you drinking right now and what are you doing as you drink besides being a drunkfuck on the internet?
     
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    i drink while watching documentaries

    putin documentary - 3/4 bottle (stolichnya)
    banged up abroad - usually beer(becks , heineken , lowenbrau )
    crime documentaries - w.e is in arms reach
    anthony bourdain - usually wine (argentine malbec)
     
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    since im on piracetam i can only drink 1 day a week

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    i was already drunk when i picked up a bottle of kraken and was surprised how smooth it was even when pounding it back from the bottle

    late noticed it was like 58%

    fukkking smashed mann
     
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    we would listen 2 this when pre-drinking

     
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    Kraken's a sippin Rum, no need for mixer.
     
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    When I'm bored and don't have any pressing concerns at the moment (which is a lot), I have myself some Gator Bites. It's a drink my friends and I invented out of this and a bunch of other shit in our fridge when were were stoned as balls.

    It's a shot, and these are the ingredients: 2 parts Bacardi 151 (shit fucks you up good)
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    1 part orange Gatorade (hence the "gator") and one part redbull. Pretty damn tasty, but when I'm feeling extra lazy/manly, I'll just down some straight, chilled Finnish vodka.
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    also this
     
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    You should drink more Dr. Rice.
    it makes your posts actually interesting.
     
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    Personally, I'll drink anything as long as it gets me drunk quickly enough. I'll resort to light beer if there's no mouthwash on hand.
     
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    Meh I am not picky about the drink . Just as long as it is available after work .
     
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    I've haven't drunk a lot since like New Years so I am a little untolerate of it. Also I might have developed an allergic reaction to ethanol so I have been mixing it to see if that is the case.
     
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    Gator bites bro, you know you wanna try one.
     
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    I don't even know what those are
     
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    I used to drink 4-loko with dinner. Now I just smoke blunts all day.

    Before my 4loko fancy, it was bloody marys and white russians, every night. And beer. Lots of Miller.
     
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    Damn you now I want a white Russian.
     
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    Make sure to use irish cream. Don't be putting half-and-half in that shit.
     
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    Half a,nd half waters erry thing down .
     
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    fuckin right. Vodka + Kahlua + Baileys Irish. Goes down like silk.
     
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    Ahhhhhhh the best
     
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    You know what goes down smoothly?

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    You want smooth with a kick - Rusty Nails.
     
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    I drink alcohol all the time unless I need/want to drive somewhere, which is when I'll drink energy drinks.

    Right now I'm drinking a 750mL of Night Train with Tussionex cough syrup poured in every so often.
     
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    YAY ALCOHOL.
    tonight I was drinking vodka and sunny d friomn a big ass colpapsable canteen.
    that thing is prety much empty now.

    also there was kraken there (YAAAARHG) but I was too druink to mix it myself and no one would mix it for me (drunken lazy assholes).
     
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    You're drinking my favorite beer.