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  1. zaiger

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    Ok so we have listed to you guys. You told us that you would rather us have ads than HUGE RED LETTERS begging for donations every few months, so that is exactly what we are doing. We are hoping that eventually we will have enough sponsors that the site will some day be self sustainable. We are far from that point right now, but we are headed in the right direction.

    If you would like to Advertise on ED or EDF you can contact me at
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    (The Wiki gets 120,000 unique visitors a day)
     
  2. Akula

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    Why is your email a picture? (Also, cool)
     
  3. zaiger

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    So it doesn't get crawled.
     
  4. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I got DuckDuckGo from ED originally, it is awesome.
    No data mining is good.
    Secrets are for people with a fucking life, your sex life is not wrong or immoral (unless you're a rapist but then again they caught rapists before the internet)
    but that doesn't mean that everybody should be entitled to know your sex life inside and out.

    the CEO of google just wants everybody fucked over because he had an affair and his own creation of google was what exposed his affair.
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

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    How ironic.
     
  6. ExplosiveDiareah

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    It sucks Jobs died before he could use his 46 billion to destroy google.
     
  7. h0xnbl0w

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    DuckDuckGo is okay but I switched back to google after a few weeks when it started getting annoying that I never get really relevant results (also LOL @ powered by Bing and yahoo)
     
  8. ExplosiveDiareah

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    exactly it leeches from bing and yahoo and google too if i remember, but allows you to do the search anonymously.
     
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    Good call. Also, google is a fucking snitch.
     
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    Its not rocket science just block the fucker!
     
  11. h0xnbl0w

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    lol @ how much shitty colossal overkill that THREAT MANAGEMENT GATEWAY is to block urls
    I changed my default search engine back to duckduckgo this time. I wonder how long it will take for it to get annoying again. Also they need an image search option...
     
  12. ExplosiveDiareah

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    There's also Dogpile.
     
  13. zaiger

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    Sounds like a furry porn site.
     
  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    That's what it sounded like to me as well. but it's a Meta-Search
     
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    I have been clicking the banner, entering a random search and clicking it. My theory is it will not register as click fraud. Am I contributing?
     
  16. zaiger

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    I don't think it works that way. I would assume it can tell unique visitors by IP/MAC address.
     
  17. madh8r

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    Well i just clicked the new piss ads you're welcome.
     
  18. zaiger

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    lol those are pre paid.
     
  19. ExplosiveDiareah

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    IP no doubt.
    Mac Addresses would take a direct connection with no proxy intermediate server.
     
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    the piss ads puzzle me a bit. are there really that many druggies that use this place?
     
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    *stares blankly*
    is that a rhetorical question?
     
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    The Wiki gets 120,000 unique visitors a day, and it wouldn't be outlandish to say that a quarter of our user base smokes pot or does some other kind of drugs. It's probably more than that but I'm being conservative. Anyway that would be 30k drug users a day, and the Internet is the only place to get clean urine for 99% of the people looking for it, so I am sure they will make some sales.

    I've bought clean urine from the Internet before to get job. It worked.
     
  23. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Who's urine are they selling again?
     
  24. zaiger

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    That is a very good question.
     
  25. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Is it synthetic?
     
  26. zaiger

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    I have no idea.
     
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    Something tells me it is horribly not synthetic but real.
     
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    I imaging the shop being a couple of guys sitting around drinking fluids all day and peeing into cups and mailing it whenever they get an order. That is probably not really what's going on but it wouldn't surprise me if it was lol.
     
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    they probably have to pay for dry ice for shipping, since urine goes off VERY quickly.
     
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