adolf hitler rides in on a motorcycle into edf

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  1. DocEvil

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    and owns everyone lol!
     
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    i saw a pic of swishy on ED lol gonna havesex with her XD
     
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    but hitler is boring.
     
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    hitler ownz~~~
     
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    im adolf hitler owning all the j@aws asdas lol!
     
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    Royal Rumble 2012, it has been an intense match, eliminations, cool spots, flippy shit, rumbling, that kind of stuff, the number 28th has just entered, and its Chris Jericho!!! As it stands, Cody Rhodes, CM Punk, Sheamus and Chris Jericho are the ones in the ring.

    The rumbling goes on for a while, no one gets eliminated, but there's a lot of close calls, 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... DAAAAAAAN... TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!! Triple H enters, and he's in a bad mood, he fucks shit up, Sheamus goes against him, he just sends him out, Cody Rhodes goes against him, he just sends him out, Chris Jericho rolls out of the ring and Triple H starts brawling with CM Punk, he tries to eliminate him, doesn't manage to, so just Pedigrees him.

    He then looks at Chris Jericho, who is out of the ring celebrating with the people, he gets pissed, exits the ring, rolls Chris Jericho back in, and bang, pedigree on Chris Jericho. He gets Chris Jericho up, and throws Chris Jericho out. CM Punk and Triple H are left, as well as CM Punk, the champion (he retained against Dolph Ziggler the previous match). Triple H starts beating CM Punk, until the crowd chanting calls to his attention.

    5... 4... 3... 2... 1... GONG!!! Its The Undertaker, and he's making his return. Triple H has been awaiting him, he drops CM Punk and he smiles, Undertaker enters and Triple H and Undertaker have a great brawl while CM Punk is out, eventually, Triple H eliminates The Undertaker, and while he's distracted, CM Punk appears out of nowhere and eliminates Triple H.

    For the first time ever, the WWE Champion wins the Royal Rumble... So... What now?

    The next Raw, Johnny Ace is fired by Triple H, and Triple H challenges Undertaker for Wrestlemania, the rematch of the last match, Undertaker accepts. Meanwhile, CM Punk is seen talking with Daniel Bryan (that survived the Triple Threat Cage Match by chicken-shit heel tactics) and they trash-talk a bit. It seems CM Punk is gonna cash in the Royal Rumble at a Unification Match or something like that.

    Elimination Chamber, CM Punk VS Dolph Ziggler in a Hell in a Cell match for the WWE Championship, and meanwhile, there's a Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship. Ironically enough, the Elimination Chamber happens before the Hell in the Cell match even though its the name of the PPV, but who cares?

    Its hinted all the way through the build up that Daniel Bryan desperately wants Dolph Ziggler to beat CM Punk, so that CM Punk goes for Dolph Ziggler instead of going for him at Wrestlemania.

    Daniel Bryan wins the Elimination Chamber with chicken-shit heel tactics, as expected of him, and then its CM Punk VS Dolph Ziggler in a Hell In The Cell match.

    This match goes on for a while, the door of the Cell is broken, they start brawling outside too, everything seems fine, CM Punk seems to be taking the best of Dolph Ziggler, and he's going for the Go to Sleep.

    Out of nowhere, Daniel Bryan appears, and he tries to interfere, CM Punk sees it coming, drops Dolph Ziggler and head kicks Daniel, the crowd goes wild.

    CM Punk then goes for Dolph Ziggler again, but... OH SHIT, ITS CHRIS JERICHO, CODE BREAKER, WHERE DID HE COME FROM?

    Chris Jericho puts Dolph Ziggler on top of CM Punk, 1... 2... 3...

    Chris Jericho explains his actions the next Raw, he says that he's sick of CM Punk, sick of him pretending to be a new hope for the WWE Universe, when he's just like John Cena, when he's just like Triple H, when he's just like all the other gelatinous tapeworms, only he pretends he isn't. Chris Jericho says that if CM Punk truly was the big anti-ass-kisser he says he is, he would have actually left WWE, he wouldn't have come back, he did it for the money, and that pisses him off. Chris Jericho says CM Punk considers himself the best of the world, but he isn't, Chris Jericho is. Jericho asks CM Punk to forget about being the Royal Rumble winner, and challenges him to a match at Wrestlemania.

    Meanwhile, Daniel Bryan goes to CM Punk's locker room, he tells him he was gonna interfere to help CM Punk and not to hinder him, he says he didn't want that to happen, and he hopes CM Punk understands, he says that he should go after Dolph Ziggler, who undeservedly won a Title he shouldn't have won, and he tells CM Punk to think about it.

    CM Punk comes out to the ring, pissed as fuck, and he doesn't give a fuck.

    He's gonna cash in his Royal Rumble win and he's gonna accept Chris Jericho's challenge, at Wrestlemania, it will be CM Punk VS Chris Jericho VS Daniel Bryan for the World Heavyweight Championship in a Triple Threat match.
     
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    What the Hell
     
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    You can have your biker Hitler.
    I prefer to worship 9LB 10OZ lil' baby fuhrer, so cute with his SS rattler, in a panzer high chair, poppen' in a Jew skin diaper, just about to do his first goose step.
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    Space Hitler fights for you because he cares about you! He would die for your survival!

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    Space Hitler.......
     
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    This thread is the very essence of "Shitpost Metropolis".

    Yet, OP cunto posts into HGC.

    Fuck me.
     
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    kitty adolf.
     
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    pffft, he stole all his work from Charlie Chaplin

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    S4 and DocEvil come back at the same time; therefore DocEvil is S4. I'm calling it.
     
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    nah bro im not s4 sorry man
     
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    space hitler comes in flying a tie fighter and he blows up the entire rebel fleet and that dude thats looks like a squid is like 'aaahhh its a trap nooo its a space hitler trap aaargghhh' and everyone is dead and space hitler pwns !!!!
     
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    anime hitlers come to life and kisses me on the lips
     
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    Do you think Hitler would have approved of an animu version of himself?
     
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