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  1. teeigeryuh

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    Is adhd something common among edf faggots?

    I'm just curious.
     
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    nope just aids

    and varying degrees of

    Acute stress disorder
    Adjustment disorder
    Adolescent antisocial behavior
    Adult antisocial behavior
    Adverse effects of medication-not otherwise specified
    Age-related cognitive decline
    Agoraphobia
    Alcohol-related disorder
    Alzheimer's
    Amnestic disorder
    Amphetamine (or amphetamine-like)-related disorder Anorexia nervosa
    Antisocial personality disorder
    Anxiety disorder
    Anxiolytic-related disorders
    Asperger syndrome
    Attention deficit disorder
    Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder
    Autism
    Autophagia
    Avoidant personality disorder
    Bereavement
    Bibliomania
    Binge eating disorder
    Bipolar disorder
    Body dysmorphic disorder Borderline intellectual functioning
    Borderline personality disorder
    Brief psychotic disorder
    Bulimia nervosa
    Catatonic disorder
    Catatonic schizophrenia
    Childhood antisocial behavior Circadian rhythm sleep disorder
    Clinical depression
    Cocaine-related disorder
    Cognitive disorder
    Communication disorder
    Conduct disorder
    Depersonalization disorder
    Derealization disorder Dissociative identity disorder (multiple personality disorder)
    Dysthymia
    EDNOS
    Encopresis Enuresis (not due to a general medical condition)
    Exhibitionism
    Factitious disorder
    Fregoli delusion
    Ganser syndrome (due to a mental disorder)
    Gender identity disorder Generalized anxiety disorder
    General adaptation syndrome
    Hallucinogen-related disorder
    Histrionic personality disorder
    Huntington's disease Hypomanic episode
    Hypochondria disorder
    Impulse control disorder
    Intermittent explosive disorder
    Kleptomania
    Major depressive disorder
    Major depressive episode
    Male erectile disorder
    Malingering
    Manic episode
    Mathematics disorder
    Medication-related disorder
    Melancholia Mental retardation
    Mixed episode
    Mood disorder
    Mood episode
    Munchausen's syndrome
    Munchausen's syndrome by proxy
    Multiple personality disorder (Dissociative identity disorder)
    Narcissistic personality disorder
    Neglect of child Neuroleptic-related disorder
    Nicotine-related disorder
    Nightmare disorder
    Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
    Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder (OCPD)
    Occupational problem Oneirophrenia
    Opioid-related disorder
    Oppositional defiant disorder (ODD)
    Pain disorder
    Panic disorder
    Paranoid personality disorder
    Parasomnia
    Parent-child relational problem
    Partner relational problem
    Pathological gambling
    Perfectionism
    Personality change due to a general medical condition
    Personality disorder
    Pervasive developmental disorder (PDD)
    Phase of life problem
    Phencyclidine (or phencyclidine-like)-related disorder Phonological disorder
    Physical abuse
    Pica
    Polysubstance-related disorder
    Post-traumatic embitterment disorder (PTED)
    Posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD)
    Premature ejaculation
    Primary hypersomnia
    Primary insomnia
    Psychological factor affecting medical condition
    Psychotic disorder
    Pyromania
    Reactive attachment disorder of infancy or early childhood
    Reading disorder
    Relational disorder Residual schizophrenia
    Rett's disorder
    Rumination syndrome
    Sadomasochism
    Schizoaffective disorder
    Schizoid personality disorder
    Schizophrenia
    Schizophreniform disorder
    Schizotypal personality disorder
    Sedative-, hypnotic-, or anxiolytic-related disorder
    Selective mutism
    Separation anxiety disorder
    Severe mental retardation Shared psychotic disorder
    Sleep disorder
    Sleep terror disorder
    Sleepwalking disorder
    Social anxiety disorder
    Somatization disorder
    Somatoform disorder
    Stendhal syndrome
    Stereotypic movement disorder
    Stuttering
    Substance-related disorder
    Tardive dyskinesia
    Trichotillomania
     
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    I have almost all of that, and adhd
     
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    Don't forget Crohn's disease, since most EDF members are easily butthurt.
     
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    I blame all the drugs my mom did for my problems, which are relatively few, butstill, i have to be firstworld and blame my parents for something
     
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    put me down for a serving of "bipolar"
     
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    Autistfag here.


    (At least that's what the guys in the white coats say...)
     
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    Some teachers once flagged my school files for being "at risk" for ADD. My mom just taught me some organization methods, made me turn off the TV more often, and told me that if I didn't pay attention in school, I could have the distinguished honor of being the oldest kid in the 4th grade next year.
     
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    Niece to raep you. :meow:
     
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    Me?


    My avatar seems to be all up and ready for it. :p
     
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    ADHD is a retarded diagnosis pinned on fuck-stupid children who can't learn.

    I failed 6th and 7th grade.
     
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    Everyone, but OP first. :meow:
     
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    People get held back for all sorts of reasons. I know a guy who got held back, along with all the other male children from broken homes, so his teacher could have data for her masters thesis.
     
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    I literally scored a 1.25 out of 100 for my final History grade. I don't even know how, there were like 6 grades in the books, and I never scored under an 80 on the tests
     
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    I once took a test for ADHD.
    My score was so low the computer couldn't read it.
     
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    Doesn't really work well.


    Good excuse to get drugs though, if anything.
     
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    Is that it?
     
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    That was a list of mental disorders on wikipedia.

    They're all bullshit.
     
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    Except Rett's syndrome, which is genetic and causes retardation and tinyness.
     
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    Physical abuse is a mental disorder now?
     
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    Concerta 54 mg. need to get back on it. it fucking helped me so much.
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