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Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Killerratte, Feb 11, 2014.
Your unintentionally funny terrible grammar lives on
Miltoast was my only friend
Shhh, guys, just to be clear. I didn't end the comic, I just concluded the toast's story. Pls continue.
eh, I got lazy.... Just did gay song instead highlighting some of the Fellator of the Homeless's accomplishments:
The ballad of Mr. Scumhook-
The Jolly rapist Mr. Scum
dances lightly as he cums
sprinkling orphans and homeless alike
with his sticky marshmellow delight
Fighting toast and catmen and cops
never a bottom he always tops
He pays the ladies to lick his taint
but choosey he sure ain't
be you man, woman or Roo
he'll stick things in the place that expels poo
He'll wash your pink sock with his tongue
then make you fellate a koala bum
He drinks hard liquor
makes the infirm sicker
with his fleshy diseased
gouda scented pricker.
He's Mr. Scumhook the
violator the ladies fear
and who makes men's bums puker
when he's near
He makes the kids sit on his lap
teaches the unwilling to fap
can't get his dick to go fully erect
has fucked a midget on a step
Capt of the Rapist Roo Squad!!!
Alright, I tried to kinda figure out wtf happened in the thread but as far as I can tell... I really don't know... Reading it made me think Frank Miller and Neil Gaimen went and did ALOT of peyote and bathsalts with Hunter S. Thompson and group masturbated while Salvatore Dali painted it with Picasso's poop. So I took some artistic license but tried to keep true to the spirit of things. I am open to all criticism.
Spoiler: The Quest for the Pink Sock, pt. 1, the fellowship of the cockring
The Quest for the Pink Sock:
Sir Scum defeated Toast beast
But knew the day was far from done
He hated milwin the least
and knew bread could readily absorb cum
So he and toast made a pack
written in blood and signed in piss
that if the day should arrive
and enemy greater appear, they would
not be found remiss.
The day arrived soon then expected
for the strange kraut copter maysam did appear
bringing tales of wonder from Schissenlande
Of scatsex, dungeon love
And assholes that never end.
Maysam spoke of a thing always whispered
never actually told
of a soft, warm red budding protuburance
that fleshy fun shoot sought by the bold
“The asshole, it damn near just falls out!”
Maysam did exclaim
“And you can still stick your dick in,
and they hardly feel any pain!”
Sir Scum was not swayed at first
for the fun of anal is watching
the paindamn burst
but then new avenues did open
up in his mind
of how a long rubbery fleshsock
could wrap his dick and fill his time
“I could pull it out and put it on their head!”
He thought outloud
“Or even make ballons animals instead!”
Toast squeak all proud.
Scum approved and nod
for he liked to make ballons animals
from condoms instead of wrapping his rod.
So the party of three was made
Dancing Scumhook, Milwin toasty warm
and maysam, because it kept him from feeling bored
they set off for Blackcherry Forest
where the sock lay dormant now
encased in the ass of a maiden plain
who name I dare not exclaim
until the very end of this tale.
This maid so unlovable had created
for her to find a someone male
a vortex of intestine when she
She who was locked in a cell
of sexless existance
and shit booze hell.
Upon the Castle HardGay
she was kept locked up
waiting for her retarded prince to cum
and shoot her ass full of
his gooey pudding gun.
But this castle had a guard
ever vigilant, sleepless
He wouldn't let any one get hard
The loathsome Catbeast did stalk
his orange balls knocking back and forth
as he did his stomping walk
The creature known as Zaiger
watched patiently for
a worthy throbbing challenger
@Radha the Buttwhisperer I think you need therapy bae
I think your are right darlin. Will u lifecoach me?
I am extremely disappointed by the lack of goatse and dicks.
MORE DICKS. MORE GOATSE, FAGGOT.
Okay, first of all ...
... and most importantly: Continue the goddamn thread you lazy fuckers. We have a zaiger to kill, after all!
@MashedPotatoes - Also thank for the magical girl thingy, it gave me the needed inspiration
only because i had CSP open anyway and you asked so nicely
Fuck off pedophile