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  1. wretchedgretchen

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    Shhh, guys, just to be clear. I didn't end the comic, I just concluded the toast's story. Pls continue. :getin:
     
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    eh, I got lazy.... Just did gay song instead highlighting some of the Fellator of the Homeless's accomplishments:
    The ballad of Mr. Scumhook-

    The Jolly rapist Mr. Scum

    dances lightly as he cums

    sprinkling orphans and homeless alike

    with his sticky marshmellow delight

    Fighting toast and catmen and cops

    never a bottom he always tops

    He pays the ladies to lick his taint

    but choosey he sure ain't

    be you man, woman or Roo

    he'll stick things in the place that expels poo

    He'll wash your pink sock with his tongue

    then make you fellate a koala bum

    He drinks hard liquor

    makes the infirm sicker

    with his fleshy diseased

    gouda scented pricker.

    He's Mr. Scumhook the

    violator the ladies fear

    and who makes men's bums puker

    when he's near

    He makes the kids sit on his lap

    teaches the unwilling to fap

    can't get his dick to go fully erect

    has fucked a midget on a step

    Mr. Scumhook,

    Capt of the Rapist Roo Squad!!!
     
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    Alright, I tried to kinda figure out wtf happened in the thread but as far as I can tell... I really don't know... Reading it made me think Frank Miller and Neil Gaimen went and did ALOT of peyote and bathsalts with Hunter S. Thompson and group masturbated while Salvatore Dali painted it with Picasso's poop. So I took some artistic license but tried to keep true to the spirit of things. I am open to all criticism.

    The Quest for the Pink Sock:





    Sir Scum defeated Toast beast

    But knew the day was far from done

    He hated milwin the least

    and knew bread could readily absorb cum

    So he and toast made a pack

    written in blood and signed in piss

    that if the day should arrive

    and enemy greater appear, they would

    not be found remiss.



    The day arrived soon then expected

    for the strange kraut copter maysam did appear

    bringing tales of wonder from Schissenlande

    Of scatsex, dungeon love

    And assholes that never end.

    Maysam spoke of a thing always whispered

    never actually told

    of a soft, warm red budding protuburance

    that fleshy fun shoot sought by the bold



    “The asshole, it damn near just falls out!”

    Maysam did exclaim

    “And you can still stick your dick in,

    and they hardly feel any pain!”

    Sir Scum was not swayed at first

    for the fun of anal is watching

    the paindamn burst

    but then new avenues did open

    up in his mind

    of how a long rubbery fleshsock

    could wrap his dick and fill his time

    “I could pull it out and put it on their head!”

    He thought outloud

    “Or even make ballons animals instead!”

    Toast squeak all proud.

    Scum approved and nod

    for he liked to make ballons animals

    from condoms instead of wrapping his rod.





    So the party of three was made

    Dancing Scumhook, Milwin toasty warm

    and maysam, because it kept him from feeling bored

    they set off for Blackcherry Forest

    where the sock lay dormant now

    encased in the ass of a maiden plain

    who name I dare not exclaim

    until the very end of this tale.

    This maid so unlovable had created

    for her to find a someone male

    a vortex of intestine when she

    masturbated.

    She who was locked in a cell

    of sexless existance

    and shit booze hell.

    Upon the Castle HardGay

    she was kept locked up

    all away

    waiting for her retarded prince to cum

    and shoot her ass full of

    his gooey pudding gun.

    But this castle had a guard

    ever vigilant, sleepless

    He wouldn't let any one get hard

    The loathsome Catbeast did stalk

    his orange balls knocking back and forth

    as he did his stomping walk

    The creature known as Zaiger

    watched patiently for

    a worthy throbbing challenger
     
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    I think your are right darlin. Will u lifecoach me?
     
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    I am extremely disappointed by the lack of goatse and dicks.

    MORE DICKS. MORE GOATSE, FAGGOT.
     
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    Noted sir.
     
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    Okay, first of all ...

    EDF Zaiger enjoys a magical girl.

    ... and most importantly: Continue the goddamn thread you lazy fuckers. We have a zaiger to kill, after all!

    @scumhook
    @MashedPotatoes - Also thank for the magical girl thingy, it gave me the needed inspiration
     
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