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Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Killerratte, Feb 12, 2014.
The plot thickens.
The magic of MS Paint
Uhhhhhh ... can anyone summarize what's happening anymore? Is zaiger winning or not?
no matter who wins, we lose
Milwin readies his fork and powers up.
The battle of Fort Wilkins has begun.
The toast draws first blood! (Made by Milwin, since he's not online at night I'll post it for him)
love this thread
The corpse of the Jewbee is dragged off by the Jew-weeb.
Shhhh, don't mention me
Spoiler: this was a terrible idea but it happened-poem
In an alleyway in Old Kangaland
There slumped over a sweaty man
His heart it did fail
as his liver it did enlarge
Because children, Mr. Scummy drinks
enough to float a barge.
But as he slept, chloroformed loli on lap
a terrible toastkin did attack
Our hero Scummy did awake
and the loli he did take
throwing at the the toast beast
cuz lolis come 12 to a bunch
so it wasn't a waste
and he wanted Saudi toast for lunch
The toast fired forth
A hearty flame spout
But Tricky Scummy, saw a way out
Grabbing a beer bottle
niggerknife he did fashion
and the toast he did throttle
With his dick erect in mad passion.
The toast fired flames into the air
But Scumhook wasn't unprepared
he turned and dropped trow
and fired fierce flatulence out
The Milwin did screech
cuz his flames couldn't reach
thru the wall of assblast
and instead he was crisping up fast
Scum knew how it would end
and his victory would depend
On his erection this nite
and his handy jar of vegemite
His dick he did coat
Pausing only to dote
On his thoughts of toastrape
Always wondered about bread
But act he must,
and with one might thrust
Onto Milwin he did spray
cum and sandwich spread
But still he dreamed o' the day
He could just fuck the demons away.
But instead he did devour
that bread most sour
Then went looking for koalas to rape
with a look so sad and dour.
omfg that's fucking hilarious
I worry how addled your brain has become from your three box a day wine habit, but thanks?
Your thanks will be extracted from your anus while you sleep.
I've infected your food with a GM Tapeworm who is programmed to do my bidding. You are being violated as we speak.
That would explain the weird spaghetti shits i've been having. I thought i wasn't chewing my food enough. Whew, load off of my mind.
After wounding the evil @zaiger the toast sacrifices himself by charging straight into his henchmen.
... and he was never heard from again.
Lol what a great story. one of the greatest threads of all time! bravo!
This is why doxing shouldn't be allowed. milwin was a great and funny poster. Cobalt is just some stupid ugly euroginger faggot
He'll come back, eventually, as soon as the solo career thing will fade a little..