Accidentally Hilarious Metal

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    Over the years, I've amassed a collection of metal albums from all genres. Lately, I've been sub-grouping songs into what I like to call "Accidentally Hilarious Metal".

    Could be on purpose or by accident, but I must have more of this type of shit.



    Do YOU have garbage like this with which I may sexually pleasure my ear drums?
     
  2. Beefcake

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    Hey man, that song is awesome, not garbage.
     
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    I always mishear the chorus as "rotten nigger of death"
     
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    Germany delivers on the unintentionally hilarious metal front:



    This is not the profound social critique the singer probably thinks it is...


    Maybe it's just me, but I find stuff like this immensely funny... "we wield the invincible puritan blade", what.
     
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    I approve of this thread.
     
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    I like the song, but I wasn't expecting some dude to start bellowing about Kraft Dinner.
     
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    How the fuck has Manowar escaped mention?


    The acting in this video is top notch! Best I ever seen!


    Here's an example of doin it wrong. There's nothing funny about binge drinking.
     
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    i enjoy this thread very much,
     
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    I hate christian metal SO FUCKING MUCH I can barely even laugh because I just raeg so hard
     
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    Just discovered this...
     
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    A friend of mine pointed out that it sounds like Varg is screaming "I'M AL ROKER" at the beginning
     
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    If they used that phrase, then the song would've at least been a bit controversial. There's nothing in the music that makes me feel it's about a nuclear missile. (Just launched one from Asthon. Shit was so cash!) All I can think of is worn, tight jeans and blow-dried hair.

    My contrib:

    http://strangetasteinmusic.blogspot.com/2009/02/heavy-load-stronger-than-evil.html
    http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Heavy_Load/Stronger_Than_Evil/1406
     
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    Fagonforce is always hilarious

     
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    Indeed. Limp Bizkit has more oomph than this crap.

    And I would love to see how that crapulous nazi scum would perform at boot camp. Imagine a hueg black man in an Smokey Bear hat yelling at him. Priceless!
     
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    Sadly, Burzum is not the worst scandinavia has produced..and that is saying something.
     
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    True, but they ARE pretty terrible.
     
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    It's a one man band actually. He had another guy playing bass guitar on "Aske" though.
    And yes he is fucking terrible.

    This is worse though... I know these guys uuuuuuhhhh...

     
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    oh god what

    a juggalo who looks unironically jolly, in a toilet filled with naked chicks? he must be a human trafficker who's happy with his job

    and he kidnaps a wigger while wearing briefs and no pants
     
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    That video was way too well produced. Who would give them money?

    I'm guessing Sweden has tax laws similar to the ones Germany had which compensated Uwe Boll for making steaming piles of unprofitable shit.
     
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    But I like it, it made lol, e.g 3:13

    That's not accidentally hilarious
     
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    True. I just posted it to show a thing that's worse than Burzum.. Burzum have some good shit while this "band" does not.
     
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    I'm having mixed feelings about this bang.

    They are genuinely terrible, but something tells me they are going for that. That, or they just suck and don't know it.

    Good guitarists. though.
     
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    Can't find a single interview in english atm... prolly because noobism and retardation.
    If you rly want I can read one and summarise it for you.

    Sorry for derailing this thread btw.
     
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    Mr Burzum is simply sad in the eye that he's not Bad Boy #1 of Norway anymore. Drama queen...