A year and a day later...

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Fraud Based Economy, Aug 22, 2012.

  1. Fraud Based Economy

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    Disinherited Nigerian Prince

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    In honor of somehow putting up with you fools for a year I have compiled my list of thoughts about certain members. I'm going to have to break this post into two parts though.

    Regular faggots:

    @oddguy : I remember back when you started posting here I wanted to raise money to buy you a couple of shift keys for your keyboard because you couldn't capitalize for shit. Now that I've been on here a bit longer I realize that the fundraiser would have to be for a brain transplant, because yours is clearly defective.

    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 : I have never seen a user post more uninformed pseudo-intellectual bullshit. I'm surprised that you even know how to tie your own shoelaces with the sheer amount of inaccurate material that populates the void between your ears where your brain should have gone.

    @Dr. Rice : You are famous for writing wall of text posts that I can't for the life of me find the patience to read all the way through.

    @PerpA : You have a major case of GOTIS, and are a shitposter of massive proportions.

    @Trixie : You are well on your way to becoming the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons.

    @Rev Junco : Truly you must be in a class by yourself (i.e. the special education class), because of the space that your gigantic ego must surely occupy.

    @minty : I'm thinking that upwards of 70% of the likes that I've gotten here have involved you in some way. I can't decide if you're my fanclub, or a really creepy internet stalker. Who am I kidding, it might be both.

    @uberfukken : You used to be cool before you became a mod.

    @SuperSpecialSuperStar : Die, just die.

    @scumhook : Your seething rage has been one of the few things that I've actually enjoyed here. Don't ever change.

    @zaiger : You handle the technical side of the site, but do fuck all in the day to day happenings. This officially makes you the best mod here. Winner by default, I guess.
     
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    Furfaggots:

    Present

    @lulzbomb : You appear to have more sanity that the average furfag. It's probably emulated in the same way that flesh eating aliens in movies try to emulate being human.

    @Edgeworth : I don't care if you are the admin of the site, you're still a filthy brony. Also is apparently so self-absorbed that he gives a shit about posts that were written 7 months ago.

    @Akula : Your fucking shark avatar is gay as hell. You will die alone.

    @TittyTouchingTiger: Furry gun nut. Though actual furriness is questionable.

    Past

    @Tom : You were a raging furfaggot. I think he was finally trolled into quitting EDF forever when we walked all over the memory of his dead boyfriend last month. Suspected to have an heroed.

    @rst8 : Raging furfaggot and my former favorite punching bag here on the forums and in ED IRC.

    @ExplosiveDiareah : Massive sperglord. Huge case of furry in denial syndrome.

    I don't really have an opinion on the rest of you. Try to stand out more!
     
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  3. oddguy

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    No u stand moar, y wasnt I tagged, im way moar popular than theos fugly nobodies. Im sry but u r a nigger.

    An yes @minty is a stalker
     
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    [​IMG]

    EDIT: Let no one say that I'm not accommodating.

    @Manicute Annoying shitposter, who apparently is an attention whore as well. Probably turns tricks in real life while friends laugh behind his back.
     
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    Thank you for your kind words.
     
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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Lol I knew u wer fucking jealous, get over urself, fag.
     
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    hey this guys alright :bj:
     
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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    ok since my opinion is worth more than the faggot who started this thread I will give my opinions on y'all

    @Kibou
    die you motherfucking whore asshole i hate you so fucking much. when i catch you in real life i'm going to twist your skinny little neck so hard your head will pop out and i will proceed to fuck your skull at 200 humps a minute. after that i will tear the skin from your face with my teeth and slice the upper portion of your skull so i can eat from it.
    that is how much i hate you, you fucking weeaboo bastard. fuck your ugly girlfriend and FUCK YOU, i've banged trailer trash better than that water buffalo you call your "sugoi kawaii waifu n_n"
    tldr FUCK YOU AND GO TO HELL

    @oddguy
    you're a cool dude, i hope life gets better for you and you bang die in a fire one day and have disgusting jack (jew-black) babies.

    @rst8
    come back man..this thread needs a new shitpost king

    @Emily
    he was a sexy fuck. too bad he hated me for surpassing him

    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900
    get a life you piece of shit

    @Atomic_Joe

    i banged your mom you cockglobbering shitsmearing REDNECK
     
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    well shucks
     
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    OMG THANK YOU BUDDY! That's the nicest thing anyone on EDF has ever said to me... Come to think of it, it's the ONLY nice thing anyone on EDF had ever said to me.
    I love you buddy! (no homo) And thank you for encouraging me to write reviews for shit <3
     
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    oddguy a kwell dood, lol thees thread b going loco

    xoxo
     
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    But you still don't remember me...:(

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    tomorrow morning, you're going to wake up with your hands and feet tied, and a ballgag in your mouth. i'll be spooning you and mouth-breathing loudly on the back of your neck. then i'll make you breakfast in bed. somethin' real delicious, with bacon. it won't seem so creepy once you stop crying and learn to enjoy it. ;)
     
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    I did forget one person though, and because of the 10 tag limit I can't edit my original post.

    @wereasspie (@Magnum) : Troll on a mission. Hunts Mariana Hanks with a fervor that would make some zealot Spanish Inquisitors back in the Middle Ages blanche. We're all worried about him.
     
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    thats just fucked up ronny

    along with your sig , i starting to wonder about u bru

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    Didn't understand
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    A shitty thread by a faggot, such a bad combination!
     
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    Shut the fuck up you chink.
     
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