A true american hero (soon with the "an")

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  1. CallMeMaggot

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    Also: Livestrong bracelet: To wear or not to wear?

    Bwhahaha

    Now srly, I find 8-years retroactive punishment based on snitchers to be pretty lame.

    Now you can make testicle jokes...GO!
     
  2. Zozmal

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    They spent all this time trying to prove he did it, and they can't even lock up normal American celebrities who brag about doing drugs.
     
  3. Dildo Baggins

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    Like he cares, he has more money than god from all the endorsements he had previously.
     
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    That's America for you. Punishing the one's that don't do anything.
     
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    whatever fuck this faggot.
    he didnt go to the moon and he didnt win shit for riding a fucking bicycle.
    this isnt peewee's big adventure. suck my dick.
    riding a bicycle doenst make you a legend it makes you faggot or a mexican or some other minority.

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  6. Likeicare

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    Time for a career change? You know what to do champ(?lol)
    lancearmstrong-734158.
    Yeah, that's the ticket!
    You work that eunuch fetish market, #1 again in no time.
     
  8. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Cyclists are professional hipster faggots, still I have to give to the guy,cheating and everything im sure he got enough $$$ for the rest of his gay ass life.
     
  9. Weezus Christ

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    EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU FUCKING COPY CAT.
     
  10. Likeicare

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    unless you actually follow cycling, why would anyone care about all this?
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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  12. Ktastic

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    ... Dude has a lot of ball.
     
  13. BizarrePsycho

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    Wow, they really went the extra mile to make an example of him.

    Honestly, they shouldn't take away the titles. We still fucking won. Who cares if he was doped up? It just meant that he was smarter than the rest of the idiots refusing to take drugs.

    Soon they'll be taking athletes out of Halls of Fame for using aspirin or some shit.
     
  14. MrGask

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    Did anyone seriously think he wasn't doping the whole time?

    In any case cycling has a long history of cheating. The Tour de Franco in particular.
     
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    Jokes,
    He gave his (b)all to be the best.
    He should have injected integrity.
    Now that he isn't champ anymore, I wonder who will be next to shunt in.
     
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    Big FUCKING whoop! How many sports players around the world do drugs? Everyone!
    They just found someone with alot of money to butthurt and get away with it.
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    *U mad?
    *Just sad. QQ
     
  17. Slavoj Jizzek

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    Don't hate him because he left his wife and kids who nursed him back to health after he lost half his balls and proceeded to leave a pop star when she got cancer. Hate him because, like all internationally competitive athletes, he used performance enhancers. Smart, people.

    Everybody involved in internationally competitive sports, bar none, juices. They're usually just much further ahead of the curve than the average dumbass pro baseball player or football player and use shit that isn't being tested for yet.