A Serious Dilemma

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What would you do?

  1. Save the Pope?

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  2. Smoke some ops instead?

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  1. Dr. Rice

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    What would you do given these two choices of action?
     
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    idk what ops are... But saving the pope might come with a book deal.
    it's good money.
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Opioids
     
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    ... You can smoke that?
    Why would I want to do that?
     
  6. Dr. Rice

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    Have you ever smoked opium? Way cooler than saving popes any day of the week.
     
  7. GSTalbert1

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    I've never been one for the white tiger, saving the pope on the other hand would benefit me in terms of exploitable fame than a day of crack.
     
  8. skylerconcarne

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    Opium is pretty cool.
     
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    I would save the Pope. He got a whole dungeon full of lolis (along with other cool odds and ins) at the Vatican.
    Saving his life should at least get me a dinner invitation.

    Besides, I have smoked Opium before. I have never saved the Pope before. Plus current Pope is Nazi brethren.
     
  10. Dr. Rice

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    I saved the previous pope, he was a real asshole about it and took all the credit.

    That dungeon is full of shota, not loli. Not even that, the Vatican officials still denied the dungeon's existence to my face.
     
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    Hey that was your experience and who's fault was that lol? If I were to save the pope I would make sure I got the credit, even if I had to kill him and mutilate his body. As for opd I have a connection that can get me that and more so for me it's no brainier. The holy father is safe with me, sort of. Besides, the catholic church is far to autonomous and decentralized nowadays for him to even matter. I'd much rather save a well connected cardinal, or even an archbishop of a rich dioceses. I'd buy some hallucinogens and top notch gay-4-pay then have a party. No need for blow, I'm already prescribed amphetamines.
     
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    The pope would reward you with dirty child rape money.

    And his followers would worship you as a god and send you more money, you'll be famous and rich!

    Besides who the fuck still smokes opium?
    What is this...19th century China?

    I didn't even know they still sold opium outside of shit holes like India
     
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    With the adventure of your drugs you could write an original story, and promote drugs to successful lives.
     
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    Where is the choice for neither? I guess I'd rather smoke opium than save the Pope, though. Seriously, fuck that guy.
     
  15. Dr. Rice

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    Nigga, opium gets you non-consensual drug sex.

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    I'd save the Pope, sell the story of how i fought off 11 armies of rape mad Muslims.
    then I'd buy some opium with the money.
     
  18. LYNX

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    Save the pope.

    Smoke your opium with the pope.

    Become canonized.
     
  19. Baya Rae 4900

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    If i was @Flu
    I would save the pope then smoke some OPIES with him.
     
  21. LYNX

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    Everyone, the Rice Dance is at 0:35.
     
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    This is what moshing has become?

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    I saw LYNX's avi and thought s4 came back. :(
     
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    What if I just told you that I am secretly s4 under a new identity?

    Who knows? I could be ...
     
  25. skylerconcarne

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    I'm pretty sure you're someone's sock. Not s4 though.
     
  26. Lord Raptor

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    Speaking of S4, what happened to him?
     
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    Didn't s4 get banned again?
     
  29. MrGask

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