A Romance in a Besieged City

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    I don't know how many of you can relate to this, but I live in the world's largest concentration camp called Gaza. Life is not normal, but I find happiness by being active. I play with the local boys and I enjoy reading a lot. While I am too young to work legally, I enjoy helping my brothers smuggle goods (mostly medical supplies) into Gaza. I live in Rafah which is on the Gaza/Egyptian border. I have entered into Egypt many via tunnels, but currently I am buttering up some guards on the border, they like me so I am allowed to cross into Egypt as long as I am supervised by a guard. It is so nice to get out of the squalor that is Gaza.

    But about a week ago I was south of Al Wadi al Kharjat in Egypt (which is pretty far from Rafah). I was with my brothers and they were negotiating with the Bedu to smuggle goods from Alexandria since on of our old suppliers for morphine stopped delivering. My brothers were inside an building in the village, I was not allowed inside because I am a girl. It made me mad since I'm just as smart as they are!

    To relieve my anger, I went to the edge of the village and began throwing stones at this large animal skull, it might have been a cows or camels, I'm not really sure. My throws were close to the skull, but I kept missing. A boy comes up and he throws a stone the skull and it hits! It was so cool. I said hi and he introduced himself as Yusuf. He was pretty handsome and was only a year older than me. I said hi back. He showed me how to aim better and I managed to hit the skull twice!!!

    I had to eventually leave with my brothers and we headed back to Rafah. I want to see him again, but given the difficulties of my situation it wouldn't happen soon, if I do see him again I want to do something special. But I don't know what to do. Can you help?
     
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    Do none of you have any romantic advice?
     
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    You are so funny, he is bedu (nomad), they don't have the luxury to own a computer. Can you give actual advice?
     
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    Wait, can't you just go to the same place you met him?
     
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    If I go there again, I might see him, but given what I mentioned in the first post I don't know when that will happen, if it will happen, given my current living conditions. I however am looking for advice on getting his attention or impressing him.
     
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    I don't really know what people there find interesting, but you said he was good at throwing things, right? Just get better at that, even better than he is. You'll get dick that way.
     
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    Well what do you westerners do when trying to impress someone you like?
     
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    1.) We become ultra-sex gods
    2.) We take off our shirts
    3.) Be black, or claim to be in a gang of some sort
    4.)Learn a skill
    5.) Find out what we share in common, and focus on those things
    6.)We become ultra-sex gods
     
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    oh yeah, and sports. but your a woman, so the sport has to be either tennis or "dancing".
     
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    Why would you want to pretend you are African? They are violent, unintelligent, and smell. Would being a smuggler suffice instead of being in a gang?

    And you think my people have a problem with gender roles.

    I am probably not understanding this, but I don't practice barbarism.
     
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    Maybe this will help.
    In the sunny isle of australia we get romantic by forcing near fatal levels of alcohol into the women of our desires and then when she is almost in a coma we rape them!
    that was how i was conceived, thats how my children will be conceived
     
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    I think this only works if you are a man.
     
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    Or make yourself at home in his kitchen.
     
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    I don't think any of this will work or I can do it (I am not engaging in extramarital sexual encounters for obvious reasons) :| Don't any of you have actual relationship experience that you can give me? Like would getting him a gun or some other sort of gift be nice?
     
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    I'm sure if you were half-naked in his kitchen with a couple of sammiches on a plate, he'd be happy.
     
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    Bake him something like a pie or whatever you people eat.
     
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    I don't think you have any experience with members of the opposite sex.
     
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    I had a gf for about 10 months, but I moved away.
    And if she was in my kitchen with sammiches b4 I left, I woulda been happy, just sayin.
     
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    Why would I want to be in a kitchen? I don't know how to cook. Cooking is for married women, I am 14 and he does not have a kitchen (I believe) since he is Bedu (nomad).
     
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    Where the hell do you live?