A modest introduction

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Suika, Dec 3, 2012.

  1. Suika

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    So yeah, I'm a procrastinating shut-in who likes to play video games. My dream is to be able to draw well, but since I procrastinate on that as well, it has kinda stalled out.
     
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  4. Suika

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    No, but we are similar in many ways, such as:

    Sitting perfectly still unless provoked
    Different on the inside than the outside
    Resistant to physical trauma
    Bland and boring, but quite refreshing.
     
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  7. Suika

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    Thanks, and hi!

    Interesting.

    What have lead you to that conclusion?
     
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    Your username, genius.
     
  9. Suika

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    Well, I don't assume that everyone has that kind of interests.

    Also, I momentarily forgot that it means that, so I guess it was a bit of a mind-fart after all.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Since @scumhook isn't here it looks like i got to write out the obligatory EDF2 greeting to new users.

    @Suika you are a retarded piece of shit and complete failure of a human being, you are probably an AIDS ridden faggot that haunts Glory holes and chugs nigger semen as sustenance.
    Enjoy your stay.
     
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  12. Suika

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    That seems about right since I live in Sweden.

    A loli watermelon.
     
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    Ahahahaha! another Swede, now @Massgrav will have someone to rape in his geographical local instead of lusting after @Ronny @scumhook or myself.
     
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    A SWEDE
    OH HO HO BORK BORK BORK
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    It's not really a dream then, is it? It's just something you'd like to do.
     
  16. Suika

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    As long as I can avoid a literal assrape instead of the proverbial one.


    I'm actually a quite decent chef, believe it or not.

    Probably, but my skills right now is so bad that the prospect of being good at it seems quite far away.
     
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    With that attitude, it won't get any better.
     
  18. Suika

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    Oh, realistically speaking, I don't think that I can't do it.

    But right now, it's like standing on the bottom of a really tall mountain.
     
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    If you lack confidence, you probably suck at it
    Best to give up now and go to waitressing school
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    No-one on here cares about your aspirations. Post some of your shit drawings so we can laugh at them and make you feel bad about yourself, or keep quiet regarding the matter.
     
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  23. Suika

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    Nah man, unless you want a waiter who looks down when taking orders, stutters and forgets what you wanted.

    Awww shit, better work out on them excuses.

    "YOU'RE JUST MEAN TROLLS!!1 *blocked, denied and blasted*
    "THIS IS MY ARTSTYLE AND YOU SHOULD JUST STFU"
    "IT'S ANIME IT DOESN'T HAVE TO HAVE ANATOMY"
    "UR JUST SO JELLY OF MY AWESOME SKILLS!"

    This actually bothers me more than regular flaming.
     
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    We're all here for the internet jokes and epic win, my man. Shoot me your reddit s/n so we can network our brands sometime. You wouldn't wanna make me facepalm would ya?
     
  25. Suika

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  27. Suika

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    Sorry, but it was the first thing that popped into my head.

    Of course, I could've just said "OH GOD NO!"

    Maybe that'd be for the better.
     
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    The best thing for you to do would be for you to :frog:
     
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    welcome

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