A mighty god rewakens. mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by TheDukeOfCrowns, Sep 4, 2011.

  1. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Sleeping no longer, I awake. The once mighty king........................demoted to a duke.

    D-Malice wishes he wasn't Fa t

    Bwahahah I never forgot fatso.
     
  2. rst8

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    I really hope we dont have anothere david here
     
  3. Rock

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  4. Helix

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    question: who the fuck are you? you seem familiar.
     
  5. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    I am he who laid dormant in the city of Ryleh watching Rice/strawberryshortcake battle it out with every other guy on EDF. I slumber no more.
     
  6. Helix

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    resident stoner

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  7. rst8

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    irl
    300+lbs
    lovely triple neckbeard
    has never felt the touch of a woman,ever
    smells like piss and feces
    has caked shit in his assehole
    wants to be *fashionably late* but has been lurking the forums since july
     
  8. Gwazi

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    Will he keep talking like this though?
     
  9. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    ufff, you so close cept that last part about the whole 300lbs, neckbeard, never felt the touch of woman, smells like piss, and has cracked shit int he ass and been lurking.

    I'm from the old forums. I'm pleased to see the greeting party has met up to old standards.
     
  10. rst8

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    i have used the word "caked" so now you will most likely eat your own shit in your diabetic blindness trying to wonder why this cake is so familiar
     
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    welcome..... back? :nyan2:
     
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    anybody who did nothing while two faggots had a slap fight is a force to be recognized
     
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    You could've just written "lumbering manchild with awkward stare and creepy smile."
     
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  15. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Don't want none of that.
     
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  17. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Azathoth is better.

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  18. Tom

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    okay
     
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    Quality user, you need to post moar!