A Message From The Anti Circumcision Committee.

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    I dont think you can make out like it never happened oddguy
     
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    Me too... Oh wait...
     
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    Gays prefer circumcized anyways.
     
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    All Christians then must be descendents of Abraham too. The first Jew to be circumcized and the birth of the core Jewish identity marker.
     
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    i just posted this in another thread but while im here and busy not contributing anything useful or pseudo-intelligent at least you can remember tentacle > cock
     
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    I shit myself when I realized you were pro-Aardvark, which also makes you by an abstract degree a Yiff-loving furfaggot.

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    [Citation Needed]

    I think the majority of homosexual deviants prefer uncut, well from what I've been told...

    What is it with Americans and their obsession with cutting off their babies wang skin?
     
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    So do wimminz.

    Win/Win.

    Actually I don't know care what wimminz prefer.

    Bald is beautiful.

    Foreskins are just collection areas for dickcheese.
     
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    I haven't showered in like 5 days and I don't have any dickcheese. :(
     
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    You think you don't have dickcheese due to your hideous body odour masking its smell, and your big fat gut obscuring your penis.

    Maybe @hkh could drop by for a quick inspection.
     
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    I honestly don't even smell. I don't know what is wrong with me.
     
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    You're the equivalent to a man who got his ears cut off when he was a baby.

    Who then, later in life, proceeds to declare how awesome it is to have no ears. And how superior he is to everyone else because of his mutilation.

    "ears are just skin and cartilege that collect wax and dirt, yuck"

    That's how disillusioned you are, mother fucker.
     
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    That's fucking weird. After 5 days you should at least have smelly balls and arse-area.

    Maybe you've just become used to it.

    Here's a scientific test - the "Crackwipe Procedure"
    1) Get off your fat arse
    2) Go out of the house, in case those you live with have become used to your stench.
    3) Find a female stranger on the street
    4) Slyly wipe your index and middle finger up and down your arsecrack
    5) Say politely "Excuse me maam, would you mind smelling this for me" and put your fingers under her nose.
    6) If she screams, vomits and passes out, you need a shower
    7) If she screams, grabs her taser, and frys your fat arse, you're fine.
     
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    Good point.

    I'll keep an eye out for porn stars with no ears, because your analogy is spot on.

    You fucking cretin.
     
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    I've seen circumcised men on the internet fucking women.

    Therefore I know that women will have sex with me, as I am circumcised

    It's just logic, can't argue with logic


    Most of your porn is made in America.
    Americans have an odd fetish for cutting off babies dick skins.
    Therefore most of your pornstars will be uncircumcised.
    The connection between that and genitalia attractiveness is non existent. Go out side MURIKA for like 5 minutes and you'll see most of the men there are uncircumcised. So porn stars from those countries will be...YOU GUESSED IT, UNCIRCUMCISED.

    get butt-told Americunt
     
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    I've seen a lot things fucking women on the internet.

    I don't automatically wish I was an octopus (sorry @Khanzer ), a horse, or some piece of foreign muck with a flap of skin dangling off the end of my cock.

    I can argue with your "logic", by using logic to point out the flaws in your argument. Then again, using logic on a retard like you will probably be as fruitful as trying to teach a fish to play chess.

    No one is saying that uncircumcised filth like yourself can't find women to fuck them. It's just disgusting; like your penis.
     
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    I love not having ears

    I can't even imagine having bits of skin hanging off of my face

    I could try to argue with a cretin like you. But I am so smart intelligent and witty that I don't even need to try.

    Ad hominem, straw man, declaration of victory.

    I WIN!!1

    Look, I'm not saying people with ears can't find someone to love them, but those bits of skin hanging off your head are just disgusting.


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    If only you'd been born without fingers to inhibit your ability to post shit like this.

    The reason that most porn is made in America, is that no one wants to see a bunch of ugly, hairy, foreskin-equipped foreigners fucking each other.

    Of course, whether you prefer snipped or unsnipped is a matter of taste, so your "victory" and declaring yourself a winner is pointless.

    I'm glad I'm snipped.

    You're glad you're not.

    None of us are glad your mother didn't get her tubes tied prior to fucking your father.
     
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    But is it really taste?

    I have no doubt that had you not been circumcised you would be declaring how awesome it was instead of the latter.

    Your arguments are the result of defensiveness, you feel threatened by the idea of uncircumcised cock. Something that makes you...INFERIOR!? CAN'T HAVE THAT, INITIATE DENIAL MODE, BEEP BOOP!

    Do you hate your mother for forcing this onto you?

    Does it tear you up inside to know how many nerve endings are in the foreskin, and that sex is scientifically proven to be more pleasurable with it attached.

    Do you ever feel angry knowing that you were robbed of sexual pleasure, and that you'll never know what it feels like?

    Tell me about your child hood, I have a stool. We can play doctor :)
     
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    WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!? :qq: